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Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:31:38 №16783794 [Quote]

>Please can i __?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:32:10 №16783803 [Quote]

>Take your BHC?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:32:30 №16783806 [Quote]

>please can I shave your thick hairy body and eat all the hair?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:33:05 №16783817 [Quote]

>Warrior-Z can you marry me please?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:33:50 №16783824 [Quote]

>>16783817
>Please can I Warrior-Z can you marry me please?
???

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:34:40 №16783831 [Quote]

>Please can i fact

?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:34:49 №16783833 [Quote]

>poop

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:35:48 №16783843 [Quote]

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>>16783833
>Having a constipated poophog furry gf.

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:43:22 №16783912 [Quote]

>>16783794 (OP)
>please can i have a penis implant at the crown of my skull so i can fuck you're bussy by jumping while standing underneath you?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:45:26 №16783936 [Quote]

Sage NOW

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:46:19 №16783945 [Quote]

>please can I stick my toes in your butt?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:48:00 №16783961 [Quote]

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>>16783794 (OP)
>die
Absolutely

mailto:supersage 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:48:09 №16783964 [Quote]

>stop being posted?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:48:18 №16783965 [Quote]

>>16783961
you forgot to SS sunshine

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:49:19 №16783975 [Quote]

>>16783961
why do vooeycacas want to hang their site's mascot?

Colorjak 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:50:59 №16783986 [Quote]

>>16783912
How are you allowed to live? I'm reporting you to your imam.

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 00:53:43 №16784012 [Quote]

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>>16783986
imam? motherfucker there's an entire clan of apostates living in desert tents in the empty quarter who shitpost on the sharty via satellite wifi and i'm one of them, if any imam wants to lash me for my foot fetish then tell him to find us in the 110 degree desert bitch

Colorjak 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:07:02 №16784137 [Quote]

>>16784012
Oh shit are you one of those nomads? What do they call you? Bedouin? How do you survive in that temperature? It's barely like 32C here and I'm dying. I want to camp in a 40C desert soon. Advice?

Fisheyejak 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:12:27 №16784170 [Quote]

>>16784137
how do we survive? most of us don't actually, something like 60-70% of us die in childbirth from heatsickness; only those who can ride the fire so to speak get to live
>advice
bring a portable a/c or at least a cooler with water to periodically douse yourself with. stay in the shade, and try not to move very much, as you get exhausted fast when its hot. if you have to go out, remember sunscreen, though it might not be necessary as i'm kind of pale and i never needed it. and try not to eat very much, you get hotter when you're digesting shit

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:13:07 №16784177 [Quote]

which variant is this

Colorjak 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:15:10 №16784190 [Quote]

>>16784170
Is it chill out there at night? Like is being nocturnal to make up for the daytime heat common? That's what I plan on doing: sleeping through the day and being awake at night.

Glibblezorpson 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:16:01 №16784195 [Quote]

>Hello, I’m a splinter.
>Good bye I’ll goon to this later!

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:17:21 №16784206 [Quote]

>>16784190
it's not an end-all-be-all. it goes down to 90 during the night but hardly any lower. cold nights are typical of other kinds of deserts like the gobi desert in mongolia or the sorts they've got in persia. if you're a nightfag like me though you can expect it to work to your advantage, have fun with lighting if you don't live in a pre-established village though

Colorjak 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:20:40 №16784231 [Quote]

>>16784206
I have a little gay solar lamp. Why do you use Fahrenheit btw?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:23:38 №16784262 [Quote]

>>16784231
my dad likes to larp as american. as a lad i was on of those motherfuckers who liked using metric system units and said that basements should be numbered with negative numbers instead of "b1 b2 &c" but as i grew up the bastard grew on me a lot so i often seek to emulate him. by larp as american i mean he does it in the same way as japanese people do, like you see them say shit like "none of your business" in english cos it sounds cool to them. most of us use celsius because it's the weather app default imc though

Colorjak 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:27:55 №16784293 [Quote]

>>16784262
That's chill. You sound chill af. But are you actually nomadic?

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:29:35 №16784310 [Quote]

>>16784293
well no, we sit in the same place and we only sometimes go in tents. it's still pretty rural though, and i'm actually kind of popular because i'm a heckin' master of english which is ultra rare

Colorjak 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:31:00 №16784321 [Quote]

>>16784310
That sounds chillio. Imma visit you one day trust.

Chud 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:32:51 №16784339 [Quote]

>>16784321
just introduce yourself as colorjak and i'll see that you get into the good graces of the mayor-chief