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I'm not american but is enlisting so bad? By the looks of it you get paid a salary and are given a place to stay by doing what you're told, you also get to meet fellow soldiers and make friends, which I could use for example.
I'm not advising you to do anything, if you want to be a bum then be one, but since you have that citizienship then use it

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You only get decent pay if you have a college degree, but usually in that case you get get a better paying job in industry.

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Depends on when you’re enlisting, like it’d be a terrible time now to enlist for the American army

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>I'm not american but is enlisting so bad? By the looks of it you get paid a salary and are given a place to stay by doing what you're told, you also get to meet fellow soldiers and make friends, which I could use for example.
>I'm not advising you to do anything, if you want to be a bum then be one, but since you have that citizienship then use it

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Im not getting the poke that fries my patooitary gland

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>yes, every American should serve their country, they get lots of benefits and be recognized as a hero by many
>everyone should enlist now at https://www.goarmy.com/

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>>16777187 (OP)
half the pay of a normal job and your soul is sold to uncle sam for 3 years MINIMUM for every second of the day
>friends
that shit is NOT worth friends

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>>16777226
>hahaha, hes just joking around, its never a bad time to enlist, anyways apply now https://www.goarmy.com/

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>>16777201
>>16777223
Dude wtf I swear I saw this post already with these exact glowie jaks being used to soyquote the OP am I tripping?

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>>16777226
Enlistment during a peaceful time would be fine but right now we’re at war with Iran and I’m not tryna go kill myself for Israel and Epstein

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>>16777187 (OP)
I would love to be a soldier but I am too slow, weak, frail and overall just depressed.

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>>16777257
Over here you get sent on random snca nato training events not anywhere in the middle east or ukraien



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