>be me>17, decide today's the day I become "confident guy">walk into starbucks like I pay rent there>order's fine, no problem, smooth even>barista: "and the name for that?">brain immediately deletes the concept of my own name>panic-blurt "...To

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Chud 07/21/26 (Tue) 01:09:59 №16774296 [Quote]

>be me
>17, decide today's the day I become "confident guy"
>walk into starbucks like I pay rent there
>order's fine, no problem, smooth even
>barista: "and the name for that?"
>brain immediately deletes the concept of my own name
>panic-blurt "…Toast"
>my name is not Toast
>too late, it's already on the cup in sharpie
>"TOAST! ORDER FOR TOAST!"
>entire starbucks scanning the room for a man named Toast
>make eye contact with the cup like a coward, say nothing
>go back next week, different barista, cup already says Toast
>apparently word travels fast in this establishment
>mfw I have now been Toast for 6 months
>mfw my own mother calls me Toast to mess with me
>tfw you accidentally rebrand your entire identity over iced coffee