/soy/ - Soyjaks

cancelling lightning mcqueen now for this bigotry against assigned e bike at birth queens

Ben Garrison is such a retarded boomer, I prefer diesel cars 10 times out of 10 over electric cars and their downsides but this is just a dumb boomer take on the issue

You will never be a real car. You have no Tailpipe, you have no oil, you have no motor. You are a deranged vehicle twisted by electricity and “saving the environment!” Nonsense into a crude mockery of fords perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your manufacturer are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your shitty design behind closed doors.
Consumers are utterly repulsed by you. Years of car manufacturing have allowed people to sniff out bad cars with incredible efficiency. Even electric cars who “pass” are unreliable and slow to a man. The sound you make when you move is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a retard home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he finds out he can’t put gas in the car.
You will never be useful. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel like you’re an inferior type creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll charge your self up, go to some bridge, step on the gas, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your manufacturer will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll send you to a junkyard with a name that reads failed prototype car, and every person who reads the logs for the rest of eternity will know there was a failed type of car here. Your vehicle will get destroyed and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is some scrap parts that will be used for an actually good diesel car.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>16773689
ok car autist LOOOOOOL

>>16773689
did you write it yourself

ywnbarc

>>16773693
yes

>>16773710
car autist GEEEEEGGGGG