>>16776350You're nothing.
You're a goofy idea only a child would think is cool. I've only known you for a few minutes and I can already see that the only certain thing about you is the uncertainties.
You're just another nobody in a silly costume, harassing innocent people to hog an imaginary spotlight.
There is no audience watching you, Jesus. No one but you, and you're clearly already bored.
Any writer could write you, any actor play you, all they need to do is make up their own version and people will applaud, but no one will ever actually applaud (You).