/soy/ - Soyjaks

eat it to bulk

>>16760622
He's got no protein doe

>>16760654
eat him and drink protein shakes to bulk

>>16760670
But he's rotting and I don't want to catch Kuru or however the cannibalistic prion diseases are spread

Throw a body like that into Stillwater, not a lake or a river because it VVILL be found, the Stillwater is full of bacteria that will decompose the body quickly, go far far far away from your house and throw the body in the still water that can be found in abandoned buildings, sewers, abandoned pools etc. When you drive there freeze the body, you don’t want the body decomposing on the way there it will get attention and do it at night(obv) Make the body unrecognizable so (if) it does get discovered they will never know who did it or who it is most importantly. Trim the body hairs completely, hairs can be used to identify DNA and other snca. A special tip for mine I recommend is that you completely separate the bone from the body, for example, you separate the bone from the body, drop the excess meat into the still water, you get the excess bones and crush them into powder so you can use as fertilizer(not on your lawn doe), or you can slowly throw it away in the trash literally nophono would notice it’s just white powder. Anyways that’s what I would do if I were you, and no forensic rape test kits don’t work on corpses now throw the body b4 they find you

>>16760679
if you eat enough human meat you become resilient to prion diseases, but that also means you have to eat more corpses and can't ever stop because it will catch up to you

>>16760714
Keyed. First order of business: renting a refrigerated truck

>>16760721
A beginner mistake is never refrigerating the body while transport.

> do forensic rape test kits work on corpses?
Yeah cause they can get your dna from the semen or skin cells from your dick

>>16760614 (OP)
>Mitch McConnell
I just spoke with him 20 minutes ago. He now agrees with all of my policies.

Mitch McConnell here, I am alive and well and did NOT get posthumously raped repeatedly. My health is in top condition and I look forward to my return to office in the coming weeks.

>>16760714
How do you hide the gun doe

>>16760737
Sentient

>>16760780
That was a good flagroll.

>>16760775
Nigga I stole him from the morgue there's no gun

>>16760775
You don’t “hide it” you get rid of it