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>>16757771 (OP)go to the doctor
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>>16757775I cant drive because of the pain and constant blood and mucus coming out of my ass. I also cant call EMS or a friend to help me because I destroyed my phone while working out
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Same dude I've had food poisoning for 5 days now
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did u do something before this?
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>>16757793Literally nothing could have caused this to my knowledge. I have been eating extremely healthy. I did not get injured or anything like that. The worst thing I did last night was drink a beer and smoke two cigarettes. I just woke up today in pure agony and then this all happened
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>>16757815make a totem out of your shit
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>>16757815it was probably the beer then
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>>16757824I couldn't if I wanted too. The poop was pure liquid and now I just have a torrent of blood, water and mucus spraying out of my ass.
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>>16757835How? I'm not weak to alcohol and I only had one. Could it have poisoned me some how?
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>>16757836use a knife to carve out a drawing of the old poopy gods, maybe they will spare you
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>>16757842maybe it was expired or it was a new brand of beer that had something in it ur allergic to idk
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>>16757838I've already drank a litre of water throughout all of this and I still feel dehydrated.
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>>16757853write a reppy in this thread when you stop shitting blood
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The blood isn't as deeply red now. It has turned almost pinkish. It was pure blood before but now it seems like its starting to slow down a little
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>>16757888send photo of your throne
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>>16757893Cant. I already said earlier that my phone is almost totally broken
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>>16757898At least the camera should work, i need to see the portal to agartha
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snca
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Nigger ask someone to call EMS now
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>>16757928i used the term correctly faggot
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>>16757919>Contacting EMS in USYou better off shooting yourself according to mutt healthcare system
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Anonymous poster pls don't die
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It has stopped, but my guts are making absolutely demonic noises and feel awful, the pain is also gone if that matters
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I'm going to go and shower off all of the blood. I really just hope I didn't lose enough for it to be problem.
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For how long did you not shit?
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>>16757968what are you talking about esl nigger? people from all over the world come to get healthcare from us. if this nigga has health insurance hes fine
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>>16758068but what if you want to get bbc dil doe?
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>>16758068I would rather shoot myself than rape myself into submission and pay my hard-earned muneh to pay DOOOOOOCTOOOOOS since our shitty government pays them for me
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>>16758104I forgot to mention that im trans btw if that matters
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>>16758104ESL drunkebbabble
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this nigger ate the poop lettuce and got cyclospora, GEG
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>>16758047The pain and blood is back
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DOCTORS LITERALLY CALL THE AMBULANCE
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OP here. This is all because I put a BBC dildo up my ass. It made my anus bleed but I still don't regret it. I will put it back in my ass and I will die doing what I love. I will cum for a 17th time today by imagining a nigger BVLL railing me before losing consciousness. Goodbye world.
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First 'teen to die of mass gastrointestinal bleeding ITT
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send a photo of it with a timestamp
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OP here.
An update:
My BBC dildo is filled with the mucus and blood from my anus so I had to squeeze it and jerk it off to make it get out of the dick-hole. It's been enjoyable and the orgasms I got from that honestly made the pain disappear. Stop checking up on me, I'm good and will go back to making myself bleed because the pleasure of BBC outweighs the pain of not feeling that sweet niggajuice in me. Really, I've grown to enjoy the mucus ; I just pretend it's nigga cum and all of a sudden I like it. I have plenty in my mouth while typing this and will get some more.
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Leave your gems to me o algo
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Holy shit its still leaking out my asshole. Im thinking about ordering some adult diapers and wearing them permanently, or wear a butt plug to stop the leakage.
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>Holy shit its still leaking out my asshole. Im thinking about ordering some adult diapers and wearing them permanently, or wear a butt plug to stop the leakage.
Superglue it shut and allow it to unleash in a gemmy location