/soy/ - Soyjaks

Hi guys, it's been a while since I last posted. You might know me as "Dude what do you expect me to do? I'm in Guatemala!" guy. The reason why I stopped posting, well there has been changes in my life that can't be undone. Basically I'm pregnant and Sonic the hedgehodge is the Father. I cannot spend the same amount of time to lurk on sharty and post "Dude what do you expect me to do? I'm in Guatemala!" as I used to, instead I will be spending that time on 20-Min Pregnancy Yoga Flows, just like the doctors ordered. When Im done being pregnant and give birth to my hedgeslug baby and will have nothing but free time to post on soyjak party, I might be dealing with a divorce on my hands, as Sonic suspects I had an affair with Tails the hedgehog so that goes out of the window. I just wanted to update you guys in case you were wondering where all the "Dude what do you expect me to do? I'm in Guatemala!" posts went. Im just busy with what really matters and that's nurturing my baby hedgepog, until Im no longer married.