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Soot was a man known for one famous act: Creating The sharty community. But what if…he never left the community? In this timeline, soot made sure the sharty was what he originally intended it to be: a refuge for /qa/ users only and he enforced this rule with an iron fist. Any potential outsiders were quickly terminated. The shartys growth soon dwindled and the remaining regular circle became worried about terminoob. One day, the FBI got wind of soots antics and kidnapped him, seeing potential. They brainwashed him into an internet assassin, to do one thing: terminate all internet enemie. He would go on to become one of the most infamous internet boogeymen, being a stone cold terminator. Everyone across the internet shuddered in fear at the mention of his name and the sharty, knowing not to cross them. Hollywood got wind of soots antics and turned his story into a movie series that eventually wore out its welcome. Eventually after trials of tribulation, heartbreak and triumph, soot lost his brainwashing and no longer wanted to be a terminator. He sought atonement for his crimes and reached out to every soyteen he nished to make amends. He rebranded the sharty into a website to discussing nujaks and allow anyone to join, renaming it… sharty party. Now whenever people say “soot created the sharty”, nobody knows if he means Soyjak party or the sharty party. Oh well.