/soy/ - Soyjaks

Earlier today I had a mishap where I slipped on an empty can of sproke and fell into a bucket of vantablack wall paint. And when I stood up again and looked into the mirror, I looked like a vantablack nigger. This pissed me off because I am actually an aryan with A10 eyes and beautiful snow white skin, so I had to get home as fast as possible to shower off all the vantablack paint so I could be aryan again.
However when I didn't think it could come any worse, on the way home I encountered an LGBTQIA+ Black Lives Matter pride parade which pissed me off even more. Some faggot with a queen of spades blackened T-shirt went up to me and asked me if he can suck my BBC. He must have mistaken me for a black nigger because of the black wall paint all over my skin.
But then I remembered that those LGBTQIA+ BLM cucks believe that us white people owe them reparations for slavery, even though it was the blacks themselves who enslaved each other and jewish ships brought them to America. So I put up my best nigger impression and said "We wuz kangs 'n shieeeeeeeeet! You whiteboy are racist cracka. Me is here to collect reparaschuns you whiteboys owe us for slavery 'n shieeeeeeeet!" And it worked. Because the faggot thought that I was a nigger, he paid me $100 as a part of the "reparations he owes to black people". I then went to the next LGBTQIA+ cuck and demanded "reparations for black people" from xim too and xe gave me $100 more money because he too was fooled by the black wall paint. I repeated this for every person at the LGBTQIA+ BLM pride parade and ended up with $5000 in "reparations" because they thought I was a nigger.
With $5000 easily made in one hour, I continued back home again and the first thing I did at home was taking a shower and washing off all the vantablack wall paint from my skin until I was a snow white aryan with A10 eyes and blonde hair again.
And this is how I found an infinite money glitch from the LGBTQIA+ BLM pride parades. Just fall into a can of vantablack wall paint and then demand "reparations" because these idiots actually think they would seriously owe reparations to black people for being white.