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This .pdf is the documentation of the Monster of NoPhono. Be warned.
>NoPhono is the provisional designation given to an unidentified humanoid predator operating throughout the dense metropolitan regions of California. Reports describe it as an elusive apex hunter responsible for at least twenty-four confirmed homicides, though investigators suspect the true number is considerably higher due to the absence of forensic evidence at many suspected attack sites.
>The creature appears to deliberately select "troons" it considers socially isolated or unlikely to receive immediate assistance. Victims are stalked for days before an attack occurs. Security footage repeatedly captures the victim behaving as if being watched despite no visible pursuer. In nearly every confirmed incident, surveillance equipment either malfunctions moments before the attack or fails to record the creature altogether.
>Investigators have linked recovered digital evidence to submissions to an obscure online imageboard named "Soyjak Party." The exact relationship between NoPhono and these references remains unknown. Whether the creature is acting on ideology, ritual, imitation, or simply leaving false leads has not been determined.
>The only surviving witness contacted emergency services while barricaded inside their residence. Dispatch recordings describe heavy impacts against reinforced doors, followed by prolonged silence. Responding officers encountered the entity inside the residence. More than 20,000 volts from multiple conducted electrical weapons temporarily incapacitated it for approximately forty-three seconds. During recovery, the creature displayed extreme regenerative resilience, immediately killed the responding officers, and escaped before additional units arrived. Its current whereabouts remain unknown.
<NoPhono resembles an adult human male with gray, almost corpse-like skin and disproportionately dense musculature beneath a layer of excess body fat. It stands approximately 6'2" and weighs an estimated 250 pounds.
<Facial features are unnervingly average, making eyewitness descriptions inconsistent. Hair color, eye color, and facial structure differ between reports, leading researchers to suspect either a perceptual anomaly or an unknown camouflage mechanism. The creature is usually described wearing ordinary civilian clothing obtained from unknown sources.
<Medical examination has never been possible. Blood recovered from attack sites rapidly degrades into an unidentified gray residue within minutes, preventing laboratory analysis.
^NoPhono is an intelligent ambush predator displaying patience rarely observed in non-human organisms. It is capable of monitoring a target for extended periods without detection, learning routines and identifying moments when intervention is least likely.
^The creature demonstrates no evidence of empathy, remorse, curiosity, or communicative intent. It has never spoken, vocalized, or attempted negotiation. Witnesses instead report prolonged periods of complete silence before an attack.
^Despite possessing overwhelming physical capabilities, NoPhono avoids unnecessary confrontation. It rarely attacks groups and will abandon a hunt if significant resistance appears likely, instead relocating and selecting another opportunity. This behavior suggests strategic reasoning rather than instinctive aggression.
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>>16740237bumping this, so its not buried in bait
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I did not write this for 30m just to lose to bait. bump
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>>16740585maybe ill add it to the 'ki