/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>16737326 (OP)
colaws and amerikaner inspired gem

>>16737339
colaws fell for the heccin wholesome judeo-christian propaganda and gave up jewtube after posting his first keyed video in a while leaving amerikaner alone like a slf doebeit.

so you head to the ballot but before doing so your BASED Palantir Zogbot CameraTM demands that you pray to Science and Capitalism 12 times before leaving your house and giving a small donation of your semen to Israel so they can clone you to fight the Six Gorillionth SNCA Sandnigger Forever War, but the second you walk out of your house you get stabbed by 28 somali pedophiles and raped by 5 pajeet pedophiles but its ok because not wanting to get stabbed and raped makes you literally Hitler, but after that affair your Zogbot is reminded that you also have to pray to Joseph Stalin and Lavrentiy Beria 10 times before leaving the house for saving pedophile civilization from Hitler’s evil BWC, so he starts beating you over the head with your BBC dildo (all people have a BBC dildo), and an extra 200 hundred for your crime of being whte (all whtes are punished at birth by having their genitals cut off by a Jew that eats them), and another 10 times for good measure

so you walk down the street to get to the ballot only to see a BASED BAPNIGGER NEECHEAN talking about how we need to RETVRN to 2095 from when the legalization of fetus rape was not being considered, instead suggesting that everyone go move to Africa so that they can tan their balls in the savannah or whatever, but then you remember that you dont have balls plus balls are a social construct anyway so who cares, so you finally get to the voting booth which is in a pro-MAP bodega run by a turkroach-chilean-argensimian-dravidian pedophile nigger shitskin who is actually LE BASED because he hecking hates slavs and italians (who are the real shitskins!!!! Unlike us turkroach-chilean-argensimian-dravidian ARYAN PEDOGQDS SAAR!!!), but before entering the bodega you get sliced by 67 Haitian pedophiles, so you finally enter the bodega and while you are there you decide to buy your valid pooner fake penis bites made of wh*te baby skin and guts and msgs and estrogen and corn syrup and a gorillon other niggerchemicals, right before praying to capitalism (because at least we are not living under SOCIALISM!!!) (unless if its the socialism that lets me rape fetuses, then socialism is ok)

and then your valid MAP transfur groomer pedonigger pro-fetus rape ‘cord xisters show up (everyone is forced to have discord installed on all of their devices so Bill Gates and Peter Thiel can datamine you while 69ing eachother), and when you meet up you decide to have a valid niggershitskin vitalist BAPist social democrat mamdani nigger orgy, plus use one of the rats as a fleshlight (zoophilia was legalized in 2069), so you finally get to engage in your DEMOCRATIC RIGHTS UNDER A LIBTURD DEMOCRACY!!!!! (everyone is required to vote for fetus rape or else they will be fired by their obesenik marxnigger HRnigger boss), and then you look up and say “wow, im sure glad i live under democrapsaar instead of an EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL 900000000000000 ideology like MUH FASHISM MAYNE!!!!!!11!1!” right before a venezuelan-moroccan pedophile stabs you 420 times.

gigaest thread ever

>>16737420
>>16737416
Giggerfailures…