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 β„–16354801[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][Quote]

I wonder what would happen if all soysphere/soyteens got put on an island together, along with splinter users too, into small towns
would there be legitimate combat between the splinter towns?
what else would happen?
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oh god don't give any of the splinters an island thats a terrible idea

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the janny would get dicked down after trying to nish me in real life

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>what else would happen?
a grand total of 207 mostly brown teenagers (accompanied by a few young adults and maybe 1-3 severely mentally impaired people in their 30s-40s) with absolutely 0 survival instincts or eugenic traits screeching at each other and stimming on the beach until they all collapse and die of dehydration

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>>16354808
there would be combat though

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I would be skinned alive

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the 2 foids who use the site would get raped

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>>16354801 (OP)
most likely as soon as people like goonclown spate etc reveal themselves they are sent off the island
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people who actually go outside and use this shithole (oxymoron) focus on collecting food for the sharty town

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giga posters would btfo the soisois due to looking like that and create they own gigger colony where rule 15 is prohibited

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>>16354850
>gigaposters aka /asp/ies

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Everyone rapes eachother and eventually over generations it will result in one gigamutt who is the ultimate culmination of all soicacas

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no everybaldi would sit in the corners without talking like autists

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>100-50 unathletic kids on an island
really bad ideas

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>>16354875
We're bringing a lot of weapons too dumbass

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The like 2 'teens who have guns would probably control everything
if 'teens found out who quote was there is a decent chance he would be lynched

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we would argue for 4 days on whether cobson is better than feraljak or not and then die of starvation

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>>16354889
shoot the britbongs

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>>16354889
I'll bring the guns and organize a group to enslave the other soys

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we would probably just all work together at first (i think we would do quite well due to weaponised autism) and eventually all the freaks would get ostracized and would make their own community and then there may be armed conflict

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OP here btw I mean the splinterfags get put into seperate towns on the island

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id just start raping people ngl

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>>16354850
a lot of the giggers would be in a seperate splinter town (for the ones that use gigachats fitness splinter)

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Everyone loses and I win

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What jaks would be on our dollar bills when we form our own economy? Would we even use money?

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>>16354924
so you would kill all of us?

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>>16354928
realistically we are not going to be able to form an economy, but if we somehow did, we would have to decide which 'jaks are the gemmiest, and the higher the worth of the money, the gemmier the soyjak

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>>16354929
I never said anything about killing I just everyone would lose and I would win

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>>16354940
Whoever has more ammo wins

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After like a week it will be like the Salem witch trials where some random phono will accuse β€˜teens xhey don’t like as β€œFuggen foodiss jardeecucks from der β€˜cord” and it will eventually lead to one person getting ostracized or even executed

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>>16354945
No because I would win by default

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I don’t think any hierarchy would be established because everyone hates each other and most of the island’s inhabitants would be third worlders except me.

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>>16354937
Would former soysphere users be there? Imagine the ebic leddit battle between the former admins over who leads the island. Would quote be the defacto leader? Would froot be separated from his family and his whole story arc be trying to make it back home without getting lynched by the kuzian mobs?

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>>16354917
thered be the gigas in their gigahuts working on ways to be more annoying, the frogcluckas keking too hard at the nusois construction skills but dying due to not building any huts for themselves, neutralniggers trying not to suck eachother to death, and ru troons safe at home since they do not qualify as 'teens

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You guys would spare me right? You wouldn't do anything bad to me

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>>16354958
imagine being forced to share a cabin with miko

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>>16354963
Age race gender political alignments?

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The only 2 /out/ skilled β€˜teens will be doing all the heavy lifting for maintaining the survival of the entire island while the most unfortunate β€˜teens are bullied by the rest of the population to become gegbvlls for entertainment

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>>16354958
Kuz wouldn’t last a day.
Soot is the sole member of the soysphere who is unanimously respected so it would be an absolute dictatorship.

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>>16354968
The first night on the island would be a culling and execution of jardeecucks and in the chaos many would escape and form the first hostile splinter tribe

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OP here, Ill say, notable former soysphere members are on the island for fun's sake

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>>16354974
Soot would need to be protected 24/7 otherwise he'd 100% get assassinated

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What would we do with all the brown teens on the island

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>>16354980
The only pony who would assassinate Soot is Kuz and Kuz would instantly be lynched.

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Even though the island is in a tropical zone, Nobaldi will need to worry about not having sunscreen since most of the β€˜teens would be naturally brown shitskins anyways

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>>16354984
Depends, soyteens are divided on how racist they are. Some would want TND, and some would be ok with the niggers. I think a vote would be held (that would maybe be tampered with)

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>>16354984
Make them draw jaks

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The real question lies in reproduction, we cannot create a self sustaining community because NO WOMEN USE THE SOYSPHERE except cobblestone
So instead it would be a matter of getting off the island as fast as possible and returning to actual civilization

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>>16354990
I was thinking more of a northern island, similiar climate to the uk or canada

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Wait are we stuck on the island forever and can we escape

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the 5 >>>/an/ board users would probably save the society

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>>16355009
Isolated, so boats can be built to escape the island, but it is far from civillization.

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Hierarchy would be established by who is most talented at soydueling by drawing soyjaks in the sand with a stick

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>>16354989
Former soysphere users would include 'oodist pedo TCCucks. Say one wasn't doxxed and successfully blended in with the crowd like der Juden. They'd also target soyim like soot for sure

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wait is it like survival or are there already buildings and electrical grids n sheeit

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>>16354999
there is probably a VERY limited amount of women, but probably more than 1
whoever ends up being at the top of the soycial hiearchy would be the ones to reproduce with the SISAs

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>>16355021
Pure nature, but 'teens have their personal belongings

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Would β€˜teens be drawing β€˜jaks in the sand to call for help instead of drawing an SOS

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>>16355029
Actually is it possible to call for help

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>>16355030
i mean like i doubt that anyone would see it

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>>16355030
Itd probably be a while until people notice

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>>16355029
The first war would be between the teens who want to stay and contribute and those who want to escape and go back home and for plot reasons the ones who want to go home would lose
, how could you tell?

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How fast do you think this society would create its own gegbvlls for entertainment

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>>16355021
Nusois will walk on treadmill to generate power

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We should be asking ourselves what island do we deserve to live on?
Jartycucks get Bouvet Island, a frozen hellhole which is literally the most remote point of land in the world (no other piece of land is more distant to any landmass)

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>>16355028
>im bringing my nintendo switch so we can all play mario kart and super smash bros together!

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>>16355037
we all live on the same island doe

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>>16355039
>theres no charging ports

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>>16355037
No nuswa the jartycucks would be on the same island as us

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>>16355037
BUT WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME ISLAND DOE

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>>16355043
>>16355044
Would still be gemmy to watch third world pedonigger Jartycucks freezing to death even if I’m also freezing to death

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>>16355041
>smashing stones together to generate friction and then a fire and then electricity so you can play nintendo switch on a remote island instead of asking for help

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>>16355028
how many things could i bring? like if i wanted to bring a journal, would i also be allowed to bring a pen?

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https://maps.app.goo.gl/ssnfW2drhugLntZQA
This is the island we end up on

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>>16355048
You can bring your dilator and use the blood from your wound to write

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jarty splinter would be the tribe that occasionally enters sharty borders and autistically screech >izz da Fuggen jardee! At random hours to bait β€˜teens

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>>16355048
all you can fit in a backpack

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>>16355052
is it little saint james

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>>16355046
If we actually lived on a resourceful island we would have the chance to prod them with spears and pummel them with rocks which is gemmier doebeit

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>>16355055
okay thats fair

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>>16355056
No we arent on epstein island nigger

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uhhhhhh if i had to guess there'd probably be shitflinging

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>>16355059
What would the wildlife be like on the island

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>>16355055
Is there like a technological limit on what I could bring lets say bringing battery powered radio or solar powered flashlight

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i think we would generally get along

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>>16355063
Brazillans would be the wildlife

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Would there be any pufferhunks to help β€˜teens hunt seafood

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>>16355064
no limit but no internet/gps/whatever signals so you cant get help

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>>16355074
so radio is fine?

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>>16355074
what about a generator

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>>16355080
it has to fit in a backpack

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>>16355082
what if i have a really big backpack

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>>16355082
what size

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>>16355080
no 'teen has a generator as a "personal belonging"

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>>16355078
>Brings radio
>Only stations are African soul dancing stations

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>>16355088
Can we listen to screaming African preachers

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can I chain backpacks together until I have a msaasive chain that I can bring everything onto the island with

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>>16354993
Most likely is brown teens are sort of allowed as long as they don't act like jartycucks but they also have to be segregated

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Or at least that what I think would probably happen

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>>16355092
Thered be segregation probably, but the 'teens who want TND would probably try to attack them at night

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>>16355091
no shut up nigger

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>>16355087
yes i do nigger

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How large backpacks or storage devices can you bring?

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i think this is just lord of the flies

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>>16355098
its an appliance not a personal belonging

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>i think this is just lord of the flies

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What good would a generator be without fuel to keep it running

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>>16355099
huge, and you can also chain backpacks together

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>>16355102
i play with it all the time

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>>16355104
IM NOT A SOY

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>>16355105
the coconut song taught me i can use coconut tree bark as fire wood, checkmate, nusoi!

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>>16355106
This has already been debunked

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>>>16355104
>IM NOT A SOY

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>This has already been debunked

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>>16355114
accurate

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I would try to escape

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Will Lee Goldson be on the island

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>>16355118
are /qa/posters gonna be on the island?

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>>16354808
>never go to jerdee island

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Lee has never used the sharty and is probably dead

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>>16355117
nigga thats a given if we dont escape we are all dead there arent enough girls on here to keep a population

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>>16354808
even though it would be gemmy to watch jartycucks seethe and freeze to death on Bouvet Island

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>>16355122
>Lee has never used the sharty
to be fair we dont really know

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>>16355123
>just get half of the island population to transition! :3

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will soyteens who have died be on the island?

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>>16355124
Idc, I don't want to be raped at any time if I don't get protection

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>>16355123
I hate woman and probably have the most guns. Woman will be deported

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>>16355127
>There will actually be traisos on the island

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>I hate woman and probably have the most guns. Woman will be deported

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Judging by the β€˜cado spam there will probably be a lot of fags on the island
Cobblestone is mine. the rest of you can have fun with your fag orgies

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>>16355136
You are now a rival faction of The kingdom of soydesia

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>>16354801 (OP)
would xitterfags also be on the island or just sharty and old /qa/ users

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>>16354999
build rafts and send out /raid/ing parties to crystal cafe island and kidnap some 'fe xueens to produce a stable population doe

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>>16355147
are you indian

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what if all imageboard users were put on an island

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>>16355140
the entire island will fight over her until we all die though

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>>16355147
The β€˜fe queens would rather die than reproduce with a soymoid

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>>16355152
They already did that it's called Indonesia

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>>16355152
tranny island

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>>16355153
OK niggers what are your faction names?

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>>16355147
conquering crystal cafe island and taking home war bride concubines would be so keyed

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>>16355153
She’s mine.
Have fun with your gay orgie and die off.

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What if we sent raid parties to β€˜fe island to find concubine SISAS and it was full of troons all along

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>>16355176
We will take them in and convert them into dedicated soldiers.

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would each of the board posters have different jobs
/pol/ = government
/raid/ = military
/biz/ = economist

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I actually have firearms so I would immediately be leader and Cobblestone would be my wife/queen/breeding slave

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>>16355186
>/pol/ = government
TERRIBLE idea

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>>16355188
How many

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>>16355165
Do you seriously think nobody will try to kill you? Also I only think about 20% of the 'teens would turn to faggotry.

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You guys fight over cobblestone just for xer to be a man

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>>16355186
what would /soy/ be

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>>16355192
There is One. Woman. On. The. Entire. Island.
And she’s mine because I have guns and can protect her.

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also we purge everyone who becomes gay

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>>16355189
>ask the /pol/tards to write laws on food distribution
>they all spend 3 weeks arguing about how "based and christpilled" every line was
>mfw we all starve to death

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>>16355192
The 'teens with porn saved to their phones will prevent that, if there is a generator for charging phones that is there

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>>16355207
GEEG TSMT

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>>16355211
Nigga a generator needs a power source to function

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>>16354993
Assuming segregation and race hierarchy between white and brown soyteens(assuming they share similar beliefs)is on the island I can imagine whites being on top, chinks coming after then mexi/brazilmutts either come after as the middle of the hierarchy or are also segregated with the niggers, jeets and seamonkeys which the 3 I listed are at the bottom of the hierarchy though not really sure if the segregated teens would be protected from TND teens who try to attack at night

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Cobblestone probably isnt the only foid

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what if there was a giant monolith in the middle of the island that 'teens could use to charge their phones

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>>16355211
>the only porn anyone has saved is nikocado's onlyfans

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>>16355213
If we have enough gasoline to power the phones for weeks

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>>16355217
shes not, but shes essentially the only one on the 'sphere we know forsure is a foid

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>>16355217
The pre-op pooners from the shemmy

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>>16355223
The shemmy is a seperate faction on the island

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will anyone who has ever posted on the sharty or booru or /qa/ be on the island?

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>>16355228
Not if they barely posted and arent a soyteen at heart

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Is Reddit part of the soysphere because we could get more Foids in that case.

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>>16355233
>reddit
>foids

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>>16355233
reddit is not part of the soysphere

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>>16355233
NIGGER NO, reddit would unironically kill us all for being "hecking fascists"

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>>16355234
Reddit is inherently foid coded and probably has more women than men.

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what if the jardee invades and takes cobblestone away

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>>16355233
Geggiest bait post I've seen in a while

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>>16355202
You would need a good firearm and still, EVERYONE on the island would recognize the power you hold and rape you accordingly. Also other 'teens can have better equipment fuggen jerdee

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>>16355241
Why doe they only like soytan

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>>16355241
The jardee wouldn't be hostile if soot was our leader albeit

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>what if tumblr was on the island

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>>16355244
they'd use it as an opportunity to get us to civil war

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>>16355243
thing is I have a gun and you don’t.
if I’m outnumbered I can just kill cobblestone and you faggots will be doomed

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could I bring fictional items with me to the island and they become real or is it just real life things

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OP here, im gonna say im able to have my friend's gun
(Im the only person who can have this work)

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>>16355258
Stuff you actually have

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>>16355252
Other 'teens probably have guns and could snipe you from the bushes

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>>16355252
Wasn’t there a sharty school shooter? pretty sure multiple β€˜eens have guns

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im a 'teen who believes in restrictions on guns so can we ban guns?

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>>16355269
Pretty sure that guy was more of a cordnigger than a 'teen

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>>16355252
you will be instaraped and thrown into the sea for attempting to take cobblestone so nothing you say will happen will ever actually occur

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>>16354993
Do the the segregated teens get any rights and what's their role on the island? Are they the labor workers and would they in return get protection from TND 'teens who try to attack them at night , how could you tell?

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>>16355272
Us libertariARYANs will shoot you

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>>16355277
that violates the NAP doe

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Most sharty users are actually not Americhads according to my experience on /pol/ they’re mostly from countries with extremely strict firearm regulations.
So yeah I’m one of the only people with a gun.
I think Americhads are the only armed β€˜eens and would easily dominate the island and establish an oligarchy.

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>>16355276
Maybe we'd have some sort of test if niggers get protection from tnd
(Like how good they are for the soysphere)

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>>16355252
As I said, anyone can have a gun. It's 400 users plus the splinters v. a nigger,how would you capture cobblestone in the first place? You don't know where you will appear in the island

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>>16355276
realistically they'd be the buffer that protects the rest of the soysphere from the splinter factions

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>>16355286
OP here only people who have guns irl get guns on the island

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>>16355286
why can't we play cards or something to determine who gets cobblestone?

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Whoever looks the closest to giga gets to fuck cobblestone

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>>16355292
the greatest cards player of all time hands types this post

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can i bring my chessboard

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>>16355292
Because cobblestone is literally the only woman on the island. She’s the most important THING on the island. Her existence throws the entire experiment into utter bedlam.

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Stupid fucking nusois would rather discuss who gets to fuck a negress over what barbaric torture methods you'd use against the splinterkaffirs

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>>16355298
/qa/ has a lot of pooners so she probably isnt the only one

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>>16355298
There are probably at least a few foids on here, if not we could also probably raid the shemmy section and steal some of the pooners from there

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i get prima nocta with cobblestone so I dont really care who gets her after but she cannot belong to just one 'teen

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>>16355301
same with the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive

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>>16355299
That one Chinese eater torture method where water drips onto the persons head since we'd have an abundance of water on the island

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>>16355307
then you'd have to rape a jartycuck doe

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the sharty island would actually be 100x more civilized if cobblestone wasn’t part of the picture. her existence is too pugnacious, she is sacrosanct.

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>>16355299
We would have to raid the pedophillic splinters and skin them alive

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>>16355276
dress the asians up like mymy and trade them to the zartycucks in exchange for food

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Americhads would dominate the island because we’re the only inhabitants with guns.

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>>16355311
Join the kingdom of soydesia. we have a zero woman policy

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>>16355320
Canadians also have guns at a pretty large rate although it's mostly hunting rifles and shotguns

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>>16355322
tranfaggoniggerhell

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do you think the splinters would team up against us or would they be too distrusting of one another

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>>16355320
GEG I can just imagine the europoors seeth as he grovels at my girth and my gun. Where are your school shooting and free healthcare jokes now nigger

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>GEG I can just imagine the europoors seeth as he grovels at my girth

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>>16355322
>>16355329
Canadian here, I got a sub2000 (10 round 9mm carbine)

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>>16355334
The splinters all hate each other the only one that would team up with anyone would most likely be the swine with us

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>>16355334
Jartycucks and shemmycucks might team up, but jartycucks and zartycucks would probably hate them and go on a moral quest to kill them.

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>Canadian here

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>>16355338
isn't that prohibited now though?

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Ok how would we deal with the zarty village?

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Ok Americhads and Canucks would instantly dominate the island and claim the few Foids who exist for ourselves

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>>16355345
Kept in a safe, from pre-ban
Its illegal

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>>16355346
Assuming pph translates to population and with the sharty having the highest out of any splinter we probably outnumber the zarty village and invade them

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>>16355346
rape them all

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>>16355353
make sure to lose that in a "boating accident" before the amnesty ends, who knows if the feds are lurking here

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>>16355357
We have a "posters" number, last time i checked its 500
Of course we'd have more than splinters

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>>16355362
I meant its a friends gun my bad

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Which splinter is best for slavery?the island can actually be ok if we choose wisely. Those who have guns will guard the production of whatever we want.

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The second most active splinter is the chimney…

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>>16355370
I heard its botted doe

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>>16355370
nigga what is the chimny
you mean the chin?

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We skin all the fooeycucks alive

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there would be so many executions

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>>16355376
how will we know who is a member of which splinter?

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what would the reproduction campaign look like on the island? surely some people will have to be castrated

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>>16355374
Replace m with n, janjans dont like discussion
Meds, we never talked about this

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>>16355378
all the members of the splinters I don't like will be vantablack shitskins from lesotho

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>>16355378
Exactly we wouldn't know and the splintercucks who are truly depraved obviously wouldn't speak up about it

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>>16355378
Because it starts off with people divided into splinter factions

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GEG the look on a eurocuck’s face when he’s facing down the barrel of my AR15 while I bang his SISA pre-op pooner compatriot with my BAC, what a beautiful thought to behold.

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we attack north sentinel island and rename it to north sentient island and put up "it's sentient" "sentient nameroll" everywhere

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>>16355391
DO THISE

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>>16355391
Nigga if we invaded north sentinel island we'd lose

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>>16355391
Unironically 2 of us with ar15s could probably take it.
It is protected by the Indian navy though

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>>16355395
Amerigods with guns would wipe them out

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>>16355395
just run on the island and cough on one of them so they all die of diseases

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>>16355395
>dont worry i played the forest

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>>16355396
yep easy take

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>>16355395
It's easy doe

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>>16355396
the "indian navy" is 2 guys off the coast of mumbai in a bathtub full of liquid shit

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>>16355404
I choked on my spit laughing at this

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>>16355406
thanks geg

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>>16355395
Besides just killing them with guns we could probably spit or sneeze on a few of the north sentinel people to give them some disease they aren't immune to since they'll probably have a weak immune system

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>>16355412
how will you get that close to them doe
they have arrows and stuff
and if you just use guns then at that point you can just kill them with bullets instead of diseases

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>>16355412
You'd have to get close enough, but you can't

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>>16355412
They’re a tribe of uncontacted inbred cannibals who have lived alone on that island for 60,000 years. They’d die from catching the cold.

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>>16355412
Das chroo but if we did that wouldn't India find out and we'd just get our shit kicked in by sheer numbers alone

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>>16355428
Yeah but we all know that isn't true because India is number one super power in whole world.

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>>16355431
>India is actually cool

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>>16355431
>India is actually cool

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>>16355431
>India is actually cool

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Americhads and maybe Canadians would DOMINATE the island and claim all the foids and pre-op pooners for ourselves because we have all the guns. The rest of you faggots would have gay orgies and die off.

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what if we lure indias navy and then hijack their shitty boats and get more firepower to use (it's probably just gonna be blow darts with shit smeared arrows)

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>>16355420
>>16355417
It was more of a idea where first we send teens to shoot the island, after that we capture a few of the people, spit and sneeze on them then release them to infect the any other North sentinel survivors but this idea probably has some flaws too

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>>16355442
this works

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We would have to build bbc sculptures on our island

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>>16355444
First to mention BBC in this thread, I think

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>We would have to build bbc sculptures on our island

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Just realized Amerigods would rule the island because we have guns and you cucktards don’t

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>>16355450
samefag of the century

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>>16355450
Differenthetero of the millennium

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>>16355282
I have a shotgun, and a flare gun with 4 rounds, so if things go to hell, wait for a plane to fly low overhead and fire off a flare

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>>16355476
>um… why would we want to shoot down the plane that could literally heckin save us?

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>>16355485
bait or mental retardation…you don't shoot it at the plane you daft faggot. fuggen jerdee

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>>16355495
sentient
i was doing a soyquote retard i dont look like that or say that

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>>16354801 (OP)
Hows the wildlife? what's the total area of the island? hows the climate? what vegetation is there? are there rivers or streams flowing through the island?

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>>16355505
sentient indeed

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>where?

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>>>16354801 (OP)
>Hows the wildlife? what's the total area of the island? hows the climate? what vegetation is there? are there rivers or streams flowing through the island?

it’s Krassi Saar

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Island fulled to the brim with 5'1 manlets

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>>what else would happen?
>a grand total of 207 mostly brown teenagers (accompanied by a few young adults and maybe 1-3 severely mentally impaired people in their 30s-40s) with absolutely 0 survival instincts or eugenic traits screeching at each other and stimming on the beach until they all collapse and die of dehydration

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>>16355517
>notice how it happens more over time? global warming is real chuddy

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>>16355539
this so much this or however I have to check on my crops despite multiple warnings

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There would be like 20 trannys and 2 foids and we'd all just rape them to death geg

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I don't own much stuff, but I do have a lot of weapons.
AR-15, two 9mm handguns, a 12 gauge, about four pocket knives, a survival knife, a PR24 baton, a Smith & Wesson extendable baton, a Pepperball Gun, some pepper spray, a Stun Baton, a Riot shield and a Sledgehammer if you count that as a weapon.

I don't want to rule but I'd like to be someone's right hand man if that's alright.

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>>16355564
Right hand man is such a slept on role. Really underappreciated.

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>>16355520
the Greek island?

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Boring idea i thought of it first

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>>16355597
why didnt you post about it

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>>16355564
I also have some survival guide books and some MREs. You should really try the pepperoni pizza slice one, Menu Item 23. Pretty tasty.

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>>16355610
sounds good, not him but Ill try it.

speaking of MREs…how are we gonna deal with waste management?

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>>16355601
I did, nusoi

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Burn it? Burn the trash and the poop?

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>>16355627
ok, yeah I guess that'd work actually, simple and effective.

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>>16355627
burn it in the jarty village doe

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>>16355631
I plan on buying a flamethrower soon once I save up enough money, since that's something you can just do.

But if we were all suddenly transported to the island, I suppose I do have a lighter that might work

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>>16355638
what kind? how much do they cost? might get one lol

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>>16355634
yeah for sure, well need to dig and cordon off a burn pit though.

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I also have a portable handcranked radio, but depending on how far we are, we'll probably rarely pick up any signals.

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Kingdom of Soydesia flag test 1

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>>16355640
Either the X-15 from Throwflame
Or the ARC, also from Throwflame, because it can be mounted onto rifles.

X-15 is $1,699.00 – $1,850.00
ARC is $699.00 – $899.00

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>>16355136
*Multilingual and/or Bilingual Persons of Heritage from Non-English-Speaking Places

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>>16355659
I am from america and english is my native language

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>>16355219
The bbc

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>>16355658
oh gem, I could get that.
we could use it to burn trash, and quick roast any fish we catch.

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>>16355668
the jannies would go there to worship

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>Kingdom of Soydesia flag test 1

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Lord of the Gigaflies

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and also depending if there is a stream of running water there, it opens us up the possibility of using the running water as a small power source, provided we have the know-how to make a turbine that can make electricity and a generator, and some kind of battery to store excess power.

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zzzzzzz trash goes down zzzzzz

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collecting rain water would be a good idea too, boil off any impurities if we need to, and if there is sand on the island. We can use a magnet to pull out all the ferromagnetic iron, and maybe after a while, put the iron to good use.

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sanitation could be a bit of a challenge tho, you'd have to figure out a way to be able to avoid and remedy cross-contamination. the flowing stream could help, but we'd need to make sure its not flowing in on itself.

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>>16355728
holy ESL o algo

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also well need to be careful about how we use the wood and trees on the island, sure we can replant them, but trees take forever to regrow, might legit be better to make fucking mud huts. take blocks of mud, let them dry out and stack said blocks together until you have a very primitive shelter, for the roof, idk maybe use some sticks and grass twined together. o algo

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Boring thread goes to the bottom yawn zzzzzzz

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>>16355772
I'd toss a lit match into the forest on the first night.



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