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I wonder what would happen if all soysphere/soyteens got put on an island together, along with splinter users too, into small towns
would there be legitimate combat between the splinter towns?
what else would happen?
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>We would have to build bbc sculptures on our island

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Just realized Amerigods would rule the island because we have guns and you cucktards don’t

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>>16355450
samefag of the century

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>>16355450
Differenthetero of the millennium

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>>16355282
I have a shotgun, and a flare gun with 4 rounds, so if things go to hell, wait for a plane to fly low overhead and fire off a flare

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>>16355476
>um… why would we want to shoot down the plane that could literally heckin save us?

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>>16355485
bait or mental retardation…you don't shoot it at the plane you daft faggot. fuggen jerdee

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>>16355495
sentient
i was doing a soyquote retard i dont look like that or say that

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>>16354801 (OP)
Hows the wildlife? what's the total area of the island? hows the climate? what vegetation is there? are there rivers or streams flowing through the island?

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>>16355505
sentient indeed

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>where?

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>>>16354801 (OP)
>Hows the wildlife? what's the total area of the island? hows the climate? what vegetation is there? are there rivers or streams flowing through the island?

it’s Krassi Saar

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Island fulled to the brim with 5'1 manlets

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>>what else would happen?
>a grand total of 207 mostly brown teenagers (accompanied by a few young adults and maybe 1-3 severely mentally impaired people in their 30s-40s) with absolutely 0 survival instincts or eugenic traits screeching at each other and stimming on the beach until they all collapse and die of dehydration

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>>16355517
>notice how it happens more over time? global warming is real chuddy

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>>16355539
this so much this or however I have to check on my crops despite multiple warnings

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There would be like 20 trannys and 2 foids and we'd all just rape them to death geg

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I don't own much stuff, but I do have a lot of weapons.
AR-15, two 9mm handguns, a 12 gauge, about four pocket knives, a survival knife, a PR24 baton, a Smith & Wesson extendable baton, a Pepperball Gun, some pepper spray, a Stun Baton, a Riot shield and a Sledgehammer if you count that as a weapon.

I don't want to rule but I'd like to be someone's right hand man if that's alright.

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>>16355564
Right hand man is such a slept on role. Really underappreciated.

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>>16355520
the Greek island?

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Boring idea i thought of it first

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>>16355597
why didnt you post about it

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>>16355564
I also have some survival guide books and some MREs. You should really try the pepperoni pizza slice one, Menu Item 23. Pretty tasty.

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>>16355610
sounds good, not him but Ill try it.

speaking of MREs…how are we gonna deal with waste management?

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>>16355601
I did, nusoi

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Burn it? Burn the trash and the poop?

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>>16355627
ok, yeah I guess that'd work actually, simple and effective.

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>>16355627
burn it in the jarty village doe

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>>16355631
I plan on buying a flamethrower soon once I save up enough money, since that's something you can just do.

But if we were all suddenly transported to the island, I suppose I do have a lighter that might work

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>>16355638
what kind? how much do they cost? might get one lol

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>>16355634
yeah for sure, well need to dig and cordon off a burn pit though.

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I also have a portable handcranked radio, but depending on how far we are, we'll probably rarely pick up any signals.

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Kingdom of Soydesia flag test 1

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>>16355640
Either the X-15 from Throwflame
Or the ARC, also from Throwflame, because it can be mounted onto rifles.

X-15 is $1,699.00 – $1,850.00
ARC is $699.00 – $899.00

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>>16355136
*Multilingual and/or Bilingual Persons of Heritage from Non-English-Speaking Places

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>>16355659
I am from america and english is my native language

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>>16355219
The bbc

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>>16355658
oh gem, I could get that.
we could use it to burn trash, and quick roast any fish we catch.

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>>16355668
the jannies would go there to worship

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>Kingdom of Soydesia flag test 1

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Lord of the Gigaflies

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and also depending if there is a stream of running water there, it opens us up the possibility of using the running water as a small power source, provided we have the know-how to make a turbine that can make electricity and a generator, and some kind of battery to store excess power.

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zzzzzzz trash goes down zzzzzz

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collecting rain water would be a good idea too, boil off any impurities if we need to, and if there is sand on the island. We can use a magnet to pull out all the ferromagnetic iron, and maybe after a while, put the iron to good use.

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sanitation could be a bit of a challenge tho, you'd have to figure out a way to be able to avoid and remedy cross-contamination. the flowing stream could help, but we'd need to make sure its not flowing in on itself.

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>>16355728
holy ESL o algo

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also well need to be careful about how we use the wood and trees on the island, sure we can replant them, but trees take forever to regrow, might legit be better to make fucking mud huts. take blocks of mud, let them dry out and stack said blocks together until you have a very primitive shelter, for the roof, idk maybe use some sticks and grass twined together. o algo

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Boring thread goes to the bottom yawn zzzzzzz

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>>16355772
I'd toss a lit match into the forest on the first night.



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