/soy/ - Soyjaks

The mineral men are a dangerous rapist group that secretly occupy the sharty. They may rarely appear once you rate a post, they are retarded and mistake rating a post for raping it, so they rape you to balance it out. They will not leave until they rape or kill you, they VVILL send the corresponding mineral man to the mineral rating you posted. It's rare, but there's no way to guarantee your safety from a mineral man when rating a post. Mineral men come in many various shapes and types, with those closer to iron being the weakest. Ironson is the weakest of the bunch, he cannot kill, only rape. He has the highest chance of appearing. Second weakest is rubman. He has a a ready body made with a ruby shaped head, he's not guaranteed to kill you once he rapes you, but he can leave some pretty bad wounds. Coal man is capable of killing, he rapes you until his dick pierces your stomach making you bleed to death, some victims had their skin turn into coal instead of dying doe. Geman is similar to coal man, though he's much sharper and can kill you quicker.once vantaman targets you, ITS OVER. He materializes out of the shadows and turns your vision into darkness making him the only thing you'll see before being raped to death. Topaman is a strange mineral man, he will not rape you in the conventional sense. If he targets you, everyday at a random hour you will have a hallucination of him raping you, you will feel all the pain. He cannot be stopped and he is the most mentally damaging mineral man. Brim man will give you a slow death, he will Incase you in brimstone while raping you, he is by far one of the most painful mineral man. Gemerlad will shine a beam of light at your ass, it will pierce you and can even slice you. This light is so strong that soydogtos have used it to cure coal skin syndrome of the coal man and many Jak illnesses. Antimanter teleports to your location and rapes and annihilates you instantly. No trace of the victim will remain which has made many soyientists debate if antimanter really exists. The final mineral man are catastrophically apocalyptic. THE GEMAN THAT RAPED THE PARTY will arrive with the gem that saved the party, he is gigantic in size and notoriously sharp that he can slice any material, he will project infinitely bright light beams at everyone in the sharty, blinding them with bliss, while he sprouts his geman minions into their body and raping them, NOBALDI IS SAFE, the main geman that raped the party will attempt to RAPE THE SHARTY SERVERS, but the gem that saved the party will rape and kill him and save the party. The coalman that raped the party arrives with the coal that killed the party, he will cooperate with the coal to spread havoc and chaos and end the sharty. Soytheorists say that just looking at him will make your vision eternal darkness. He will spread smoke that turns into coalmen that rape everyone. This smoke will reach the servers and end the party. Not all mineral men are hostile, some ironsons have been domesticated and used to help the sharty