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POETRY THREAD
Write gemmy poems
fOrmaT theM Thougever. yOu please
We WILL BE very pretentious HERE

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>>16032697 (OP)
πŸ’©THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYπŸ’©

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks πŸ€πŸ‘€., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid niggers - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spics, leaving trails of shit and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench πŸ‘€ as they slap their ooze-covered hands together πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "SHIT ON YOU" πŸ‘ŠπŸš½. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn kike.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART πŸ’¨πŸ’₯- this big dumb nigga -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass πŸ« πŸ’©. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy shit what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth πŸŒŠπŸ’©.

The sharty will never be clean again. 🫠


πŸ’©πŸ’¦THE ULTRA GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYπŸ’¦πŸ’©

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marge

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>>16032983
write poems retard

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nig
g
er

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>POETRY THREAD
>Write gemmy poems
> fOrmaT theM Thougever. yOu please
>We WILL BE very pretentious HERE

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>>16032998
profound

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I came down the 'log
To see rainty smeared aflock


Truly a tragedy
For a site housed many


Oh by soot, what will he thinks?
Witnessed a gem hammered to chunk

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cool winds blow tonight
the jarty monster's delight
door unlocked fresh treat

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vp

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Bridgemas eve thread
Janny appreciation thread
sleepjak thread

I look like this
dreadditors what the fuck is this
Why would he do this
why do all bollywood movies look like this?

guys always try to touch me
Thinking bout me
what's some of the content i can expect to see?
i deserve everything bad that happens to me

Dial numbers, watch your tone
I like tapping on my collar bone
Clockwork, wind up all alone

Got no place I'd rather go
The more you stop, the more I go
Love to take it slow
Yayo all I know is yayo
I'm sleep deprived o algo

I like to stroke my own hair
Are you there?
We WILL BE very pretentious HERE
terminally online enough to stay here

Is it true?
Me and who?
Fuck you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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>>16033042
Absolute gem

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THE SECOND COMING OF ZOGSON

Once there shall come a day, when zogson comes back and saves the kway. Soyteens will tremble before his might, for until now he has been all asleep at night. Spamming gems and sliding the coal off the 'log, he's the strongest soldier of ZOG. He's the one who killed cobson, the gemmy nuvariant zogson. Only gem of the brimstone winter, now he has spread to /pol/, politics&banter. He's the gem that saved sharty, soon there will be his own zogson.party. Brapping up the catalog, once he comes back, there will be a zogson.blog.

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>>16033073
where's the vocaroofag when we actually need him to voice over reppeys

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>>16033080
im right here but the cleaning guy is cleaning house rn :(

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>THE SECOND COMING OF ZOGSON
>
>Once there shall come a day, when zogson comes back and saves the kway. Soyteens will tremble before his might, for until now he has been all asleep at night. Spamming gems and sliding the coal off the 'log, he's the strongest soldier of ZOG. He's the one who killed cobson, the gemmy nuvariant zogson. Only gem of the brimstone winter, now he has spread to /pol/, politics&banter. He's the gem that saved sharty, soon there will be his own zogson.party. Brapping up the catalog, once he comes back, there will be a zogson.blog.

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I really despise
Ugly and smelly niggers
Deport all the blacks

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Will I live in the pod?
Will I eat the bugs?
Will I own nothing?
And be happy?

Yes!
I VILL live in ze pod!
Und I VILL eat ze bugs!
UND I VILL
BE
HAPPY!

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>>16033135
I forgot a verse I'm a fucking retard



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