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Is 2slimey the Michael Jackson of our generation?

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he met kanye today

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samefag

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^all me btw

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>>16032026
Notice how he refuses to make eye contact with Kanye like a chad

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2slimey is the femtanyl of niggerrap, kys

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>2slimey is the femtanyl of niggerrap, kys
Only a sharty user could create this sentence geg

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>2slimey

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>>16032063
agreed geg

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>>16032058
actually true though

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>>16032065
nusois dont know the king of mexico

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he is, xav is second tho

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>>16032125
sentient

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listening to Meat by 2slimey

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>>16032023 (OP)
Bloody (2slimey Cypher Verse)
2slimey & Underground Sound
Producer
pwfuu
Track 8 on
UGS 2026 CYPHER
Feb. 21, 2026
1 viewer
22.8K views

29 Contributors
Bloody (2slimey Cypher Verse) Lyrics
[Intro]
I'm too bloody, I'm too bloody
I'm too bloody, she too slutty
I'm too slutty, I'm too slutty
I'm too slutty

[Verse]
I'm too bloody (I'm too bloody)
Pourin' that Wock', bloody
Pourin' that Wock', muddy
I'm on the rock and it's four of us
Four of us, four of us
Know you get hit 'bout it, pour it up
Off of the molly, I'm slowing up
Fuck in the big body, four of us
Push start, I'm up in a foreign, bitch
Triple S steppin', get ya a weapon
Teach ya a lesson, fuck on ya best friend (Ayy)
Blowin' the block up, lookin' like Tetris (Slatt, chyeah, chyeah)
Fully loaded, we sticked up in Paris (Paris)
On the cock, she spinnin' like Ferris
Creep through the hood, slide through the trenches
Play the slimes, shit get scary
Her pussy wet, slime like Gary
Hop out four-door Chevy (Bop)
Haters mad, cry, sad, petty (Oh)
And we lurkin', she givin' that lockjaw (Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop)
Fuckin' yo' bitch, I'm making her top drop (Yeah)
F&N bullets, he doing the hopscotch

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>>16032040
>>16032122
>>16032125
>>16032130
>>16032159
>>16032293
you suburbia drill rap loving children are fucking retarded.

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>>16032294
shut up diddy ahh unc πŸ’€ put the fries in the bag

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>>16032294
here's "xaviersobased":

patchmade
xaviersobased
Producer
kashpaint
Track 16 on
install
Jul. 19, 2022
1 viewer
79.5K views

63 Contributors
patchmade Lyrics
[Intro: xaviersobased, Narcissa Wright & zuro]
β€”My offspring (Don't tell me what to do)
Fuck with Pri, you gettin' jipped, yeah, zinged (Don't tell me what to do)
I'm a Demigodβ€”
β€”My offspring
Fuck with Pri, you gettin' jipped, yeah, zinged (Don't tell me what to do)
I'm a Demigodβ€”
β€”My offspring (Don'tβ€”)
Fuck with Pri, you gettin' jipped, yeah, zinged (Don't tell me what to do)
I'm a Demigodβ€”
(Yo, it's your boy Nick Zuro, run that shit back, nigga)

[Verse]
Yeah, the beat prod' Kashpaint
Bitch tryna fuck with me, but I can't 'cause her ass stank
Walk up in the mall and I ball, bitch, I'm patchmade
Shot a nigga in the nuts, hell yeah, castrate
I'ma teach you niggas how to get the cash in
Walk up in the mall and I'm cashin'
How you livin' life with no passion?
Sip the bubble tea fruit, passion
Boy, you can't guard me, stop hackin'
Don't run up on me, I'm pistol packin'
.45 on my hip, never lackin'
.45 on my hip got me saggin'
Walk into the spot, everybody clappin'
All these niggas hatin', they be chattin'
Shawty, she was suckin' on my dick, and she was gaggin'
You ain't gettin' no bread, nigga, why you actin'?
I'm with cranes and I'm smokin' on a spliff
What you mean? Stacks in my jeans, in my jeans
Gettin' drunk, nigga, I don't even drink
Chopper on me, shootin' niggas like it's Brink
Too high, nigga, I can't even think
Eyes low, nigga, I don't even blink
Hell yeah, I get the bread, bitch, ka-ching
I can't fuck with niggas if they right-wing
Hell yeah, I love the fall and the spring
Hoppin' on my type beats, you my offspring
Fuck with Pri, you gettin' jipped, yeah, zinged
I'm a Demigod in 2k15
Boy, leave that bitch alone, she a teen
Hell yeah, I'm with Zay, he off the lean
Uh, hell yeah, he off a pill too
If a nigga try me, he gettin' killed too
Yeah, and if you my boy, then I'ma help you
And if you love me, then I love you
And if she wanna fuck me, I'ma fuck her
And she wanna love me, then I'ma love her

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who the fuck is listening to this shit with an iq above 0. you all live in suburbia undoubtedly, your mom washes your laundry and you listen to this dog shit holy fuuuuuuck

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>>16032023 (OP)
is this really your guys chubby beaner, just got off the school bus, favorite artist?

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>>16032323
i will combine you and hiroyuki into a block of meat like how ukranian soldiers dispose of dead bodies

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is this one of your friends over for the sleep over? he looks like he just popped out the womb.
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you suburbia children never cease to amaze me holy heck

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this was all you children that like these artists during fortnite time, amogus, five nights at freddys. is this markiplier's fanbase all grown up?

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>>16032343
calm down unc, it's never that deep

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>>16032336
urbanites are the most raped subspecies of goycattle

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>>16032429
it’s Sandy ant or whatever

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gemmy thread

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Horton Hears a Literal Who

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>>16032305
>I can't fuck with niggas if they right-wing
geg

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>>16032023 (OP)
Bladee is our michael jackson nigger



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