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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:10:11 №16019877 [Quote]

>being SCP-4999

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:12:12 №16019883 [Quote]

geg its real

Gigachad 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:13:15 №16019887 [Quote]

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>>being SCP-4999

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:13:45 №16019892 [Quote]

Nophono feels like he's based off of SCP-4999

Brojak 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:14:03 №16019894 [Quote]

>>16019887
Sentient, thanks

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:16:09 №16019904 [Quote]

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>Somephono to watch over us

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:17:03 №16019911 [Quote]

I like scp stuff despite the trannies

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:18:15 №16019919 [Quote]

>Nophono cares about Shit Nophono Fan Cares About. Essentially giga with a blue suit.
>SCP-4999 comforts phonos who are going to die alone soon by giving them a cigarette. His image is in monochrome and has IAG characteristics.

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:19:50 №16019927 [Quote]

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I remember when I made a thread about making a nophono scp
sadly that never went anywhere since we are all lazy fucks that just wait around until someone finally has the motivation and courage to do something

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:22:28 №16019937 [Quote]

>>16019927
I'll be done with my exams next week, I'll see if I'm bothered enough to cook something

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:26:00 №16019961 [Quote]

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nigga, I really do wonder if the owner of the scp wikidot site has a last name that is of askhenazi jewish origin because why the fuck does a scp about a pair of shoes have the lgbtq tag?

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:26:36 №16019965 [Quote]

>>16019961
>The jarty shoes

Woahjack 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:28:00 №16019974 [Quote]

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>>16019961
found the reason

Chudbob 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:28:33 №16019978 [Quote]

>>16019961
>Fuggen Jews are making my strange shoes gay

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:29:42 №16019985 [Quote]

>>16019877 (OP)
i will see him

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:31:26 №16019993 [Quote]

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Fuggen Jews are making my strange shoes gay

Nulljak 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:33:30 №16019999 [Quote]

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>>16019911
>I like xyz despite the trannies

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:35:59 №16020012 [Quote]

>>16019999
quads of trvth

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:36:22 №16020014 [Quote]

>>16019877 (OP)
There's no way Nophono wasn't inspired by this notice how scp 4999 cares about SNCA literal who people who did nothing remarkable in life

Doctos 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:37:30 №16020019 [Quote]

>>16019911
>>16019999
I like some of it but I feel like a lot of the newer stuff goes overboard
<'dit
I like the Sarkics conceptually but I find the execution to be lacking at times

Lee Goldson 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:58:35 №16020126 [Quote]

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>Being the aryan vantawhite beast aka scp-96