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Cobson-Clemetine is a form of soycial engineering wherein one goes on x.com, finds notable users doing NSFW commissions (preferably with emergency commissions) and sends a cobby soy link under the guise of being a reference sheet.
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Initiating Cobson-Clementine Bounty Hunter
Main Reason for Activation: Bored
Suitable Targets already found
Sending Invitation (Stage 2/3)
Awaiting behavioral anomalies
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Target has responded
Analyzing tone…
Detecting mild confusion…
Guard status: lowered âś”
Deploying Phase 2 dialogue
Switching to Enhanced Troonmeowspeak™ with 12% more whimsy
Inserting vague pricing inquiry while pretending to misunderstand previous message
My name is MoonMetropolis and I’m pushing 30. Not “casually messaging strangers online” pushing 30 — I’m running psychological operations through broken slang on obscure forums pushing 30. I don’t know what I’m doing, but neither do they, and that’s my advantage.
My name is MoonMetropolis and I’m pushing 30. I type sentences that barely resemble language. I say things like “mrrp?? pricey-wicey?? owo??” and wait. And they respond. They always respond.
My name is MoonMetropolis and I’m pushing 30. I’ve committed to the bit so hard I can’t exit it. Even I don’t know if I’m serious anymore. Every message is a coin flip between genius and complete nonsense.
Target confusion increasing…
Conversation stability: deteriorating
Proceeding to Stage 3…
Or maybe not.
My name is MoonMetropolis and I’m pushing 30. And somehow, I still believe this interaction is going exactly according to plan.