It's my 30th birthday, which means I've wizarded out

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Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:54:05 №16007109 [Quote]

It's my 30th birthday, which means I've wizarded out

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:55:32 №16007130 [Quote]

Happy birthday

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:56:08 №16007139 [Quote]

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>>16007109 (OP)

A24 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:57:33 №16007169 [Quote]

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>It's my 30th birthday, which means I've wizarded out
around the same age as Soyak award

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:59:40 №16007200 [Quote]

>>16007109 (OP)
khhv chudcel era is over

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:01:42 №16007229 [Quote]

in 4 more years ill turn 30. I used to dread this feeling but now I can feel time flying by at a faster pace its almost may already my birthday is is only a few months away so i really have 3 years left

Unknown 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:08:27 №16007344 [Quote]

what's your magic power?

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:09:06 №16007354 [Quote]

>>16007109 (OP)
>>16007229
unc

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:10:03 №16007374 [Quote]

if you are 30 and still on soyjak party just give it up at this point already bro

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:10:14 №16007377 [Quote]

>>16007229
start crying when you body stops letting you bend to pick stuff

Colorjak 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:11:08 №16007394 [Quote]

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If quote doesnt sid I will stay here forever. Im not happy with that thought.

Bobson 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:11:25 №16007403 [Quote]

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>It's my 30th birthday, which means I've wizarded out

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:11:53 №16007410 [Quote]

I am lowkirkuinely gonna stay here forever fr fr 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:19:33 №16007499 [Quote]

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>I am lowkirkuinely gonna stay here forever fr fr 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:27:51 №16007583 [Quote]

happy birthday man im 30 too

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:39:58 №16007668 [Quote]

how does one cope with being old i think id rather just be dead by 30 Literally no one ive ever met above the age of 25 is happy

Lawrence 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:48:47 №16007760 [Quote]

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Unc…
Find a SISA already
This is not good im all for being volcel until you find actual love but it shouldnt take 10years

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 19:55:45 №16007871 [Quote]

>>16007760
>Find a SISA
Can't, I'm a raging faggot

Npestajak 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:07:15 №16007997 [Quote]

>>16007871
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wew

Soyak 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:08:30 №16008001 [Quote]

>>16007871
how prolapsed is your anus?

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:08:53 №16008004 [Quote]

Flartson 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:10:12 №16008012 [Quote]

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It's my 30th birthday, which means I've wizarded out

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:10:49 №16008018 [Quote]

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>>16007760
>muh true luv n shieet
>HOW DARE YOU USE DA FUCKING FUNNY WEBSITE PAST MY ARBITRARILY CHOSEN AGE
kys normgroid

Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:11:57 №16008035 [Quote]

>>16007997
It's not funny
>>16008001
I've bought a few dildos, several or so. The biggest one is this Horsecock one I got as a Christmas present, al though

it's much too big to fit up my rectum so I just suckle on it sometimes. I mostly use my 9" one most of the time, it's the most comfortable and it gives me the best orgasm. Also, it's really easy for me to take a shit because of my anal reforming so I've nearly shit myself on a number of occasions while going on runs or exercising

Nathaniel 04/29/26 (Wed) 20:12:48 №16008043 [Quote]

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>>16007760
Bro have you not seen today’s dating market. If you’re sub5 it’s pretty much over