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this is the story of when a mod spammed 'a
while i was piloting an 'a

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twas april 26th i was waiting at work

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i was bored so i opened the sharty app on the google playstore

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i was browsing the cady then i found a weird thread

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there was a guy searching for the most powerful 'o
so he could destroy the shardee

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someone sent that 'O and 'A

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it was sent somehow bypassing MPA

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a couple seconds later the thread was wiped clean

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it was officially lost

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then i made a thread about it

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then the someone spammed 'A

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i tried deleting the 'A and reported it but it gave me an error message saying

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"nice try loser your ip is"

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it then froze my phone and i accidently dropped it

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then i picked it up and i saw someone no soyadult was meant to see

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it was a experimental ban type leaked in the deep soycord leaks

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it flashed a deleted image

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then for a split second i saw cobson in my peripheral

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i then refreshed the page and i saw error 45081

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i remembered an old copypasta jimbo spammed about that eror

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the copypasta was

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AERD OUSP IJEDEDNI 10101000100101000100010101000001010110001100010101000100010001000 AUHXUDCU ijwiIn Iwo jxjhx Powi9w
ERROR 45081
OSO AL DPD

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there was a dude that managed to decipher it

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he said that those with that error code were dead and would be replaced

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he realized too much and leaked it everywhere

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kuz is still in power controling the sharty and replacing every popular namefag with a clone to prevent them from learing the truth about the splinters

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astolfo is really fucking hot lol

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HOLY SHOYT A DEAILER

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i was very spooked so i ran to my plane for the flight

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i had 14 passengers on my plane

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i started the plane and flew

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as soon as the planne started i heard a voice in my head say "goodbye nusoi"

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i went on the sharty on the different wifi and i saw that the cady was wiped

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I suddenly have an insane urge to rape everyone and immediately pin down the voice behind me which was revealed to be a nufrogcaca. I raped him

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it was complete chaos

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turns out the 'a spammed was a traitor mod

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As I now went to all the passengers in the back, mouth frothing. I will need to rape them all

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the whole sharty was in a shithole

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somehow an admin was banned

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i went on the irc and it was somehow taken down

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only 1 board was left

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it was called a very bad word

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the only media there was 'p 'O and 'a

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the .onion link was somehow enabled

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i then heard screaming in the passenger part of the plane o algo

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>>16004156
All of them has been raped

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i heard slashing and stabbing

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i heard knocking on the door

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i grabbed a large rod that i use to remove soot from the exaust

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the door opened

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there was a guy dressed as nate and said "you are irl nished for namefagging!!!!"

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he lunged at me but i dodged

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i started beating him with the rod but i realized the plane was too destroyed

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i grabbed parachute and escaped the aircraft

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thats my story



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