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Is it okay if i larp as a faggot crossdresser or a tranny or something like that to dodge the draft?
Key word LARP

 15993277[Quote]

there IS no draft blud ✌️

 15993280[Quote]

dodge ehat craft whats that in ze context neutranny

 15993284[Quote]

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dont worry faggot you can crossdress all you want you dont need any excuses

 15993290[Quote]

>>15993277
>>15993280
im some rnca post soviet country and according to the law, i have to serve 1 year as a conscript, but my military has classic soviet hazing, bullying and even gay rape and sexual assault culture, i only hear horror sories from there. Im too much of a neurotic and weird person to socialize and ill get bullied there
>>15993284
no crossdressing and liking men is disgusting, i only like women and im fine wearing mens clothes

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>>15993290
i sound so fucking esl but i was trying to type fast as possible

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>>15993290
Just fucking man up and stop whining on here, serve your country fag its only one year, if your a weak sissy (which you are if your so worried about being raped by your peers) just go and be an immigrant elsewhere

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>>15993304
>enlist and make sure you tell me where you're stationed so i can RAPE you

 15993310[Quote]

there is no reason for a draft
>unless you live in slavshit russia
as the united goys of amerimutt have over 1 million active service members.

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>>15993290
if i go to the military i might end up a faggot taking it up from the behind or sucking, my country's military is basically like a prison for forced labor, and not for fighting any war
becoming an actual faggot is worse than larping as a faggot
>>15993304
going to a foreign country is in one of my plans, but i have to think of multiple plans just incase anything happens adn thinks dont work out, im not only a weak man, im terrible at socializing and understanding people

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>Is it okay if i larp as a faggot crossdresser or a tranny or something like that to dodge the draft?
<Key word LARP

 15993315[Quote]

Poopson is coming

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>>15993290
if you start crossdressing then you will definitely get raped, i guess you can act retarded and mess up everything in training and like miss all your bullets or something, how could you tell?

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>>15993312
KEKKKKKKK! NUSOIS REALLY ARE IMMIGRANTS! though

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>>15993308
>>15993304
there's no rape in the US armed forces, take your meds

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>>15993310
i basically live in gook russia, poorer and more violent, more stuck to the communist past than russia is today and westoids always say russia is stuck in the past

 15993321[Quote]

this is why AMERIGODS won btw

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>>15993320
just seek asylum in a neighboring country nigga

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>>15993320
Should have went for the west then have fun being raped piggy kek!

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>>15993320
if youre already draft age then youre a DEAD NIGGER btw or something

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>>15993320
Fresh meat for the picking, Ill see you at basic training, nusoi.

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>>15993323
thats not possible, but a mental asylum is in my plans, i am an emo faggot that cuts time to time so im not actually larping and lying this time if i get some psychiatric diagnoses that disqualifies me from the draft
i see this as my most realistic plan though i still have to think about other plans if the desperate niggas still want to take me
>>15993329
basically a year and few months till i can be drafted

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>>15993320
lol just pretend to be gay crossdresser literally who cares its not like they'll make you suck a dick to prove it, who fucking gives a shit about your turd world countries military award

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>>15993340
draft age system is like in the 20s btw, so obsessed janjans im not underage

 15993351[Quote]

>>15993343
yeah and if they see me as a mentally ill faggot, ill be unfit i hope, but still i gotta ask the shardee because its morally bad to crossdress or something

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>>15993340
just say what country youre from nigger

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>>15993320
central asia?

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>>15993351
>morally bad
geg its weird but its not like ur actually doing it, ur just pretending

 15993367[Quote]

>>15993357
>>15993355
somewhere in central asia
>>15993359
thanks for the assurance, ill tell a psychiatrist im gay, the draft guy if i have to, and cross dress if they dont believe me

 15993376[Quote]

I thought autism excludes you from military enlistment

 15993384[Quote]

>>15993367
>>15993340

imagine genghis khan looking down seeing his descendants do this bullshit

 15993393[Quote]

>>15993376
maybe in western countries where they have consideration for mentally disadvantaged people, ive heard stories of people getting dragged off to fit quota numbers.
Well, it could work but my country's institutions are all too inconsistent and dysfunctional, so my overall strategy is to maximize my probabilities of being drafted so autism, depression and larping as gay could combine and hopefully i wont be sent
>>15993384
genghis khan was mongolian and he raped my central asian ancestors thoughbeit

 15993396[Quote]

Liblarping is very dangerous, only use it in this way as an absolutly last way out

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>>15993273 (OP)
you'll become your squad's fleshlight if you do that

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>>15993393
Shoot yourself in the foot or anywhere non permanent but would take months to heal

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>>15993273 (OP)
Larp as AVTISTIC

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Kek! Nusoisissys are draft dodgers that want an excuse to dress like faggots! JSID

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>>15993393
Kyrgyzstan?

 15993455[Quote]

They will pick on weak sissies, so don't give them a reason to think you're one. Also keep a lighter in your pocket, pull it out and clench it in your fist if you need to punch someone.



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