/soy/ - Soyjaks

we all know its still you nigga
nobody falling for ts

Bait from ohio💀

no water is dumb and communist, all soldiers I know are gay republicucks, hoppe won

>>15991777
*war

>>15991767 (OP)
>Unironically the military spam is making me consider enlisting

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hey guys I'm in the military, you should try it, UwU

>>15991811
>instantly approved
wtf joons

>>15991815
Jannoids aren't doing their jobs and just blindly clicking approve or someshit I guess

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What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
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>Low- to no-cost health care
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>Up to $50K in bonuses
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>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
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>>15991811
>I want to molest the party golem fashioned in the image of a barn animal

I can’t tell if you’re an objectum or a zoophile for posting that shit but (yuo) need to breathe DEEPLY INTO THE TOILET BOWL

>>15991767 (OP)
>Unironically the military spam is making me consider enlisting

>>15991769
geg tsmt 💀

yeah if i was in the US i would also be considering it like those bonuses and the pay is actually good and i dont think any big wars will kick off in the next couple years