/soy/ - Soyjaks

I go right because im not a lefty libtard fag bro! and oreos

hi dear

>>15975235
the voice in your xitternigger head tells you to go right, you do so considering… Well it's (you)r head, but then a thought clicks in your brain
>erm… Right? that reminds me of the trumptard righties.
You decide to not go right because of its hateful and bigoted associations, besides there's something that caught your attention in the left because it's colorful and your brain has been hooked on the 'tok for so long that everything colorful is appealing to you, how could you tell?

>>15975308
nigga i said right but okay

whats the purple thing

>>15975308
based on his response this is entirely correct

>>15975321
>>15975332
You go back a few steps but then realize that this site is literally the bigoted hate site, so therefore right reminding you of trumptards means that it's probably the correct path and it's using an unwholesome dogwhistle
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Then again, there's something that's colorful and stimulating in the left, contrasting the monochrome grays you've gotten used to.
But you don't like going into unfamiliar & hostile territory, so you just go with what is more familiar to your xittertard brain, the left.
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Within the darkness you get a closer look at the purple thing, it's a ring. No larger than your finger. Despite it being completely still & quiet. It looks like it's begging, screaming to be equipped by you.
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What do you do?

>>15975469
Put it on my tbp

>>15975469
first i check if it fits on my penis (as a xitter groyper would) and then putt it on my pinkie fuggen jerdee

>>15975493
>>15975487
You have the urge to put it on your tiny pecker just like the bnwo chastity porn you goon to
Despite your best efforts, your microscopic niggerpecker is so small that it will not fit no matter what you do.
Defeated and with it slightly leaky, you give up and just put it on your pinky.
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Something clicks in your mind, a bright light blinds your vision and…
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The whole setting changes, everything feels much less… empty, comprehensible even. The first thing you read on the gray pillars you've grown used to says "Welcome to Soyjak Wiki! Serving 2,796 Pages."
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It's clear now, this ring gifted you it's knowledge & familiarity of this place. Yet everything still feels so 'alien' to you.
Regardless, a new path has formed on the gray darkness of the right. It seems to be the one most filled with life.
Where do you go?

>>15975632
whats on the left side? cus the right could be heckin bigoted o algo

>>15975654
You look back, doesn't seem to be anything noteworthy. Just a dark area.
(I will be using purely text for less relevant info)

>>15975632
geg

>>15975632
wait is the ring like the spirit of a 'teen or something

>>15975673
Then I go to the right nervously, ive heard how bigoted and dangerous the soyjack people are and how they dox literally anyone!

>>15975709
SOYJAK* YOU INVERTEBRATE

>>15975709
Cautiously, you wander to the right. Making sure to be weary of the r/markiplier redditors that raided your cordxisters server.
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You hear something behind you…
<!!!!!
BATTLE INITIATE! (OH MY SCHWAB IT HAS WHOLESOME 100 EARTHBOUND BATTLES!!!!)
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D0ctos: 50/50 HP
* Has an excessive fear of the letters O P and G.
You aren't sure who or what this incomprehensible woahjack creature is, but they seem scared shitless at something
Suddenly, it lets out a cry full of fear
^OYYYY THEY CRACK MY SKULL
What do you do?

>>15976163
Say the word "Pea" to lower xer defense

>>15976169
You think to your xittertard brain, and notice their possible weakness. With the solution being obvious, you say:
>Pea
^OYYYYY ITS 'P MODS
* D0ctos's defense lowered to 2. Attacks will be easier!
* D0ctos lunged at you! You suffered a damage of 5 (45/50 HP)
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What do you do?

>>15976180
attack

>>15976214
You put your grubby xitter immigrant hands to use and attack d0ctos
* The enemy suffered a damage of 30! (20/50 HP)
* The enemy's attack increased to 8.
^MOOOODS XE ATTACKED ME
* OMGSISA lunged at you again! You suffered a damage of 8, (37/50 HP)

>>15976245
eh i have more than enough hp so fuck it
attack again