If I were God, I would make for you a perfect soulmate and you would live in a beautiful garden together, in a state of total bliss. You would love and be loved for eternity.

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Snopes 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:25:27 №15966854 [Quote]

If I were God, I would make for you a perfect soulmate and you would live in a beautiful garden together, in a state of total bliss. You would love and be loved for eternity.

Glibblezorpson 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:25:57 №15966858 [Quote]

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>If I were God, I would make for you a perfect soulmate and you would live in a beautiful garden together, in a state of total bliss. You would love and be loved for eternity.

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:26:22 №15966864 [Quote]

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>If I were God, I would make for you a perfect soulmate and you would live in a beautiful garden together, in a state of total bliss. You would love and be loved for eternity.

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:35:25 №15966935 [Quote]

If I were god then I would turn every nigger gay to peacefully achieve TND (two men can't reproduce)

Schwab 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:36:15 №15966942 [Quote]

>>15966935
faggots reproduce by grooming cacas and spreading their propoganda why don't you just kill all faggots and niggers?

Poopson 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:39:21 №15966966 [Quote]

If i was god i would make /lesotho/ and move every thread i don't like there and absolutely nothing else because i'm a massive fucking faggot

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:41:29 №15966981 [Quote]

If I was god I would invent poopy niggers out of poop clay and breathe the gift of nigger into it

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 12:48:24 №15967007 [Quote]

That sounds gay and boring af bro

Lee Goldson 04/25/26 (Sat) 13:24:45 №15967216 [Quote]

>>15967007
There was nothing boring in her laugh