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>DA MATRIARCHY IS WHY I CANT FIND A LOVING HONEST GIRL

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Almost a gem quote. Could have said feminists in place of matriarchy

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DA MATRIARCHY IS WHY I CANT FIND A LOVING HONEST GIRL

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Evendoe chastity cages are aryan or something.
More whitebois nusoycucks should start wearing them o algo, I'm trans btw.

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>Evendoe chastity cages are aryan or something.
>More whitebois nusoycucks should start wearing them o algo, I'm trans btw.

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>>15957527
I used to actually own one geg but I threw it away because I was too scared that my family would find it

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chud has a big dick

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>>15957537
Dude…

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>>15957537
What about that gigachad folder you have there?
>having a folder full of shirtless buff men or something

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Euromutt could take it, honestly. he leaks boogers and saliva, immaculate lubrication. he could take it rough or i could go smooth, his big head gives alot of possibilities maybe he could gape his anal linings and you would smoothly slide it in, you could also imagine if he had a pussy. It would be firm and rigid but very tight in his mouth the leakiness of his saliva is a good lube, he can sneeze on your meat stick or try to put it through his nose and it will slide very tightly through his canals

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>>15957537
Ohnononon someone screen this…

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>>15957572
i made a DIY castity cage so i wouldnt have to buy it and i used a vibrator on my balls until i cum

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>>>15957572
>i made a DIY castity cage so i wouldnt have to buy it and i used a vibrator on my balls until i cum

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That would actually be the jews, op.

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>>15957598
i have done worse, i posted one time about how i put a vibrating toothbrush in my urethra and it felt good until suddenly my penis muscles started contracting and i went to the toilet, my penis hurt really badly, i was pissing blood and it hurt for a few days to piss, but then i did it again a few days later and not very often any more, and nothing happened.

The tooth brush was dirty and had bodily waste on one of the sides

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>>>15957598
>i have done worse, i posted one time about how i put a vibrating toothbrush in my urethra and it felt good until suddenly my penis muscles started contracting and i went to the toilet, my penis hurt really badly, i was pissing blood and it hurt for a few days to piss, but then i did it again a few days later and not very often any more, and nothing happened.
>
>The tooth brush was dirty and had bodily waste on one of the sides

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>>>15957598 (You)
>i have done worse, i posted one time about how i put a vibrating toothbrush in my urethra and it felt good until suddenly my penis muscles started contracting and i went to the toilet, my penis hurt really badly, i was pissing blood and it hurt for a few days to piss, but then i did it again a few days later and not very often any more, and nothing happened.
>
>The tooth brush was dirty and had bodily waste on one of the sides

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Heres the full story like you requested to hear.

Soyteens, im cooked.
I shoved a toothbrush into my urethra, without the head part. i heard about sounding your urethra for a long time, and i always put it off because it sounded very painful and i dont want to shove things into my pee hole. im the same soyteen that tried doing anal insertion, i inserted a long anti mosquito spray halfway through my asshole, and shoved a small pen through as far as i could, that hurt but it compares nothing to this. and i bled out my ass afterwards.
So, back to the story. Today i was thinking i would just build up my cum as i had been building it up for around quite some time probably 5 days, to have the most insane orgasm and cum load possible, But my mom asked me to jerk off and not wipe then put my underwear on without wiping because she saw that my dads underwear had cum on it, so she wanted to compare to see if it was really cum or not. So she sent me upstairs to jerk off. I grabbed my toothbrush secretly, ran upstairs and i was already actually drawing porn, but i stopped drawing it so i could bust. I decided to start it off by shoving the toothbrush up my ass first, but with 2 plastic bags on top of it. Then i noticed it started bleeding again but even more this time. I always wrap my balls up while im jerking off because its nice to touch them. So i decided to insert the toothbrush slowly into my dick hole. It was very nerve-wrecking and i was very nervous. This happened like 3 minutes ago, So i managed to shove basically the whole end of the toothbrush into my urethra, and i turned it on so it vibrated. It almost felt good for a while, but i noticed it really started stinging, i didnt bring any lube and just cleaned the toothbrush with my t shirt, so i kept going and jerked off a little with the toothbrush vibrating inside of my urethra, and i came. i took the toothbrush out violently because the cum coming out convulsed my muscles and it felt painful.
So i came and it felt sort of good, but i would not recommend sounding. i licked the tip of the toothbrush to lick off whatever it had gathered and etc. Again, the toothbrush was not with its headd on just the litte mechanical thing and i didnt use any lube, so i roughed it out. Owww it still hurts right now as im typing this message, it stings as if i pissed with an infection, i hate this. Dont do this.

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>>15957537
Forgot to mention that I like pepe and also im trans btw if that matters

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>>15957646
what the fuck is your mum doing telling you to jerk off in your underwear? what kind of family do you have, do you live in a crackden?

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>>15957682
I live ghetto

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>>15957537
same I bought one for nnn as a joke! my small dick would still get a boner but it would just be pushed back inside of me, so thats how I learned Chasity cages are just a meme

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>>>15957537
>Forgot to mention that I like pepe and also im trans btw if that matters

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>Heres the full story like you requested to hear.
>
>Soyteens, im cooked.
>I shoved a toothbrush into my urethra, without the head part. i heard about sounding your urethra for a long time, and i always put it off because it sounded very painful and i dont want to shove things into my pee hole. im the same soyteen that tried doing anal insertion, i inserted a long anti mosquito spray halfway through my asshole, and shoved a small pen through as far as i could, that hurt but it compares nothing to this. and i bled out my ass afterwards.
>So, back to the story. Today i was thinking i would just build up my cum as i had been building it up for around quite some time probably 5 days, to have the most insane orgasm and cum load possible, But my mom asked me to jerk off and not wipe then put my underwear on without wiping because she saw that my dads underwear had cum on it, so she wanted to compare to see if it was really cum or not. So she sent me upstairs to jerk off. I grabbed my toothbrush secretly, ran upstairs and i was already actually drawing porn, but i stopped drawing it so i could bust. I decided to start it off by shoving the toothbrush up my ass first, but with 2 plastic bags on top of it. Then i noticed it started bleeding again but even more this time. I always wrap my balls up while im jerking off because its nice to touch them. So i decided to insert the toothbrush slowly into my dick hole. It was very nerve-wrecking and i was very nervous. This happened like 3 minutes ago, So i managed to shove basically the whole end of the toothbrush into my urethra, and i turned it on so it vibrated. It almost felt good for a while, but i noticed it really started stinging, i didnt bring any lube and just cleaned the toothbrush with my t shirt, so i kept going and jerked off a little with the toothbrush vibrating inside of my urethra, and i came. i took the toothbrush out violently because the cum coming out convulsed my muscles and it felt painful.
>So i came and it felt sort of good, but i would not recommend sounding. i licked the tip of the toothbrush to lick off whatever it had gathered and etc. Again, the toothbrush was not with its headd on just the litte mechanical thing and i didnt use any lube, so i roughed it out. Owww it still hurts right now as im typing this message, it stings as if i pissed with an infection, i hate this. Dont do this.

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>>>15957590

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>>>15957537
>Ohnononon someone screen this…

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>>>15957537
>…

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>>>15957537
>Dude…

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>Evendoe chastity cages are aryan or something.
>More whitebois nusoycucks should start wearing them o algo, I'm trans btw.



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