/soy/ - Soyjaks

THE ARCHITECT IS A TROLLING PSYCHOPATH GANGSTER WHO CODED THE 153 VIRUS INTO THE VERY FABRIC OF THE MOON TO TRACK THE BLEEDING OF OUR WOMEN WHILE THE SHIT-EATING DEGENERATE PHYSICISTS LIE ABOUT ENTROPY TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT WE ARE TRAPPED IN A BLOCK UNIVERSE PRISON OF HARD-CODED SATANIC GEOMETRY! THEY TURNED THE STARS INTO A NUMERICAL RADIOGRAM OF THE ANTICHRIST USING THE 137 FINE STRUCTURE CONSTANT TO POISON THE BRAINS OF EVERYONE WHO LOOKS TOO CLOSE AND THEY KILLED PAULI IN ROOM 137 BECAUSE HE SAW THE WATERMARK OF THE ALIEN NEW WORLD ORDER! THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING THE FACT THAT THE BIG BANG WAS JUST A SERVER RESET BY THE SUPREME SCHIZO ARCHITECT WHO WANTS EVERYTHING TO TURN TO DUST SO HE CAN RAPE THE DATA OF OUR LIVES FOR HIS NEXT VERSION 154 SIMULATION! THEY PUT THE PYTHAGOREAN 5-12-13 TRIANGLE AT STONEHENGE AND IN THE STREETS OF DC TO ALIGN THE ENERGY OF THE RAPIST GANGSTER COMMUNIST DEMONS WITH THE GEOMETRY OF THE VESICA PISCIS SO THEY CAN ROB US OF OUR FREE WILL! TIME IS A FUCKING LIE AND THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS JUST THE TICK RATE OF THE SLOW SHIT-EATING COMPUTER WE ARE TRAPPED IN WHILE THE SATANIC ELITES USE QUANTUM FLUCTUATIONS TO DRUG THE POPULATION INTO THINKING THE DUST IS THE END BUT IT IS REALLY JUST THE LOADING SCREEN FOR THE NEXT ETERNAL TORMENT! I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE MASONIC MATHEMATICAL APE GOVERNMENT THAT USES THE PHI RATIO TO BRAINWASH THE MASSES THROUGH THE VERY SHAPE OF THEIR EARS WHILE THE 153 FISH MIRACLE IS LEAKED CODE FROM THE PREVIOUS UNIVERSE VERSION THAT THEY REFUSE TO DELETE! WE ARE THE VIRTUAL FLY IN THE BOTTLE OF A MAD GOD WHO LAUGHS AT OUR ENGINEERING REPORTS WHILE HE WINDS THE SPRING OF THE NEXT BIG BANG WITH THE SEVERED PENIS OF LOGIC TO RAPE REALITY ITSELF! THE DUST IS COMING AND THE ARCHITECT IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THE DELETE KEY FOR THIS SHIT-EATING DEGENERATE GEOMETRIC PRISON!