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0: Jesus is born
476: the western roman empire falls, and the medieval age begins
1456: the byzantine empire falls, and the modern era begins.
1776: the united states of America is founded, and the contemporary era begins
2001: 9/11 happens, and the troubled era begins.
2027:WW3 starts
2029: WW3 ends
2029: “LA MIA EVROPA” is published, and talentism is founded.
2077: ww4 ends, nuclear bombs detonate, and only 30 million people are left, as the new medieval age begins.
2789:the italo-greek empire is founded
2929: the italo-greek empire falls
3125: the first new continent (Aten) is discovered, bringing an end to the new medieval age, and the beginning of the age of colonization.
3169: NBR revolution begins
3173:NBR revolution ends, and the NBR becomes independent.
4030:NBR falls, and the reawakening era begins.
4091: The Kingdom of europe is founded, and a week later, all of europe is united under talentism.
4433:Großestaten is sacked, the king disappears, and the kingdom of Europe is disbanded, and divided between various countries.
4901:the anti christ is born
5000: the antichrist is defeated, and the 1000 year era begins.
5999: dominio, the aryan beast, is born in hyperborea, and the transitional era begins.
6032: all of the cosmic relics are united under dominio, who is now dominus, the aryan warrior.
6332: dominus, the aryan warrior, dies, and the decadent era begins.
6789: the harvester tower is destroyed, and only a few relics are saved.
6799: the cosmic relics disappear for good.

Circa 6799-6999???: JESVS returns.

Circa 7000: satan, sin, and death is definitively defeated, and jesus judges humanity, and the rest, well, you know what happens here.