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I would really like to purchase a Steam Deck, but they are out of stock everywhere and the only ones available on eBay and Facebook Marketplace are smelly jeet scammers or scalpers. I know Steam Decks occasionally get sold on Reddit, and I would appreciate some help coming up with a sob story to trick some faggot redditor into giving me a good deal on one.
I'm thinking of saying I am a trans gamer and that I would like to play gender affirming indie gems like Celeste, OneShot, and Undertale while I am in the hospital receiving hecking gender affirming care, but I would like some help coming up with something believable yet geggy. I think this would be a gem that /soy/ desperately needs. Please help me come up with something.

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Sounds like a job for chatTND

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>>15954536
i need a reddit account with karma too doe

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>>15954540
cant help you there blud, im hardware banned geg

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say you're a pooner. why a pooner specifically? because redditors will likely have more sympathy for female gamers than males, but larping as just a regular foid seems suspicious, as if you are doing it for a sob story, plus you get the whole "oppressed transfolx gamer" element.

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>>15954514 (OP)
Also include that your parents might kick you out, so you'll need the steamdeck since you can't easily carry a computer and screen



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