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>Why haven't we domesticated bats yet? imagine having a small flying dog-things just taking it out on a walk (or flight) as it interacts with other bats and then you feed it fruit and veggies or something

One of my friends said this to me out of nowhere… thoughts?

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be the change you want to see in the world

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gemy

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>>15948718 (OP)
fuck you batnigger

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>>15948752

>I JUST CREATED THE FIRST EVER DOMESTIC VAMPIRE BAT

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Bats are vectors to communicable diseases that can transmit interspecies, how are you going to handle their droppings and their drive to migrate with other bats who's infected with all kinds of god-knows-what

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>>15948827

I will handle it

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>>15948839
how exactly tho

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>>15948845

i will, trust me and oreos

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>>15948827
but tbh from an actual standpoint, just inject them with all kind of vaccines and breed them and hope to god they don't spawn a super mutagen that is immune to all forms of vaccines

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>>15948881
We're all gonna die because some faggot wanted to walk his bat on a leash fuggen jerdee

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>>15948917
>starting a world-halting outbreak because you want to walk a bat to the dog park

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he's Chinese and wants to cause another covid

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>>15949070
Uhm ackshually, i'm an aryan european saar, i am not chinese saaar

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Your friend isn't wrong doe

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>>15949105
would domesticated bats have their own bat parks or would they just chill with the dogs in the dog park

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>>15949115
Imagine a pitbull just eating a small domesticated vampire bat like a snack, lmao, they would 100% need their own bat parks due to how small they are

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>>15949158
what if it gave the pitbull aids



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