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Post your secrets and/or confessions itt
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>>15948922
I would recommend beans 🫘🫘🫘🫘

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>>15948928
Why? So I brap my entire house up and suffocate from my braps?

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>>15948935
I heard they help with gastronomy or something

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>>15948924
Why not buy second hand once every two years?

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>>15948941
I like eating beans but I'm too addicted to goyslop so I don't think it will help much

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>>15948909
Shove a gerbil in your add through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew ew ew ew

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>>15948900
Maybe xe just sucks on the binky without being an ABDL fetishist (based and Dollpilled)

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>>15948942
Because then I would have to wait 2 or 3 years to get something that released right now. And they would still retain 70% of the original cost. See what I mean? It's dumb, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to indulge.

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>>15948986
Sing to yourself like a schizo, your voice reaching your ears is clearer than any speaker or headset could provide

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When my family's neighbour who was a janitor at the time died, their family gave us copies of old pictures of xim and we found out that xe had a boxing contract in the US and met Muhammad Ali

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I used to browse r/whenthe like it was a ritual

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When I was in high school a faggot wanted to date me. His brother told me the guy has a crush on me but I though he was joking so I didn't take it seriously. But the next day the faggot himself showed up with his brother and a friend and confessed to me, he also said I'm sexy. I rejected him but I kind of regret it now. Even if it's not a woman, it could have been a chance at a relationship

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>>15949033
Why doe? What did you gain from it?

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/chr/ will rise again

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>>15949020
Aryan beast

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>>15949049
With the power of Christ, it will

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>>15949020
Jannies… Are not trannies? or something

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>>15949045

I had incomprehensible woahjack humour even when I knew about sherdee because r/whenthe has been obsessed with the site for years now

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>>15949058
Why wouldn't you straight up join the sharty thoughie?

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>>15949006
The problem is that I'm fascinated by how loudspeakers themselves work and interact with a room and software equalization. The craziest part is that I'm 90% happy with the speakers I already have. I'm slightly serious about getting new ones after 7 years, but I know that when I eventually get new speakers, I'll still want to have other ones as well because they're slightly different. There's nothing wrong with dropping some good money on speakers every 10-15 years because they tend to age very well when you do your research, but what I truly want is definitely a bad obsession and barely restrained.

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>>15949067
Why not go to friends' or acquaintances' houses and listen to their loudspeakers?

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>>15949064

Because I was too lazy to even look it up and because I mainly used mainstream social media at the time, which have a stark contrast to how imageboards work

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>>15949067

Buy those thrembillion dollar sound systems that always play Big John

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I'm glad noone had chived this better left in our memory tbh

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>>15949107
Thanks for the reminder, I will archive it right now

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>>15949076
Nobody buys the good stuff. Most people buy a soundbar or a blutooth speaker, or some entry tier Black Friday Klipsch and Polk speakers. Besides, I want them to be MINE so I don't need to ask for permission to mess around with them.

>>15949088
Those systems are literally designed to siphon wealth from the 0.7% that didn't actually earn their money. I'm not interested in price or exclusivity, you can get pro studio studio audio quality for like $5,000.

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>>15949134
What if you post in a Facebook group of your city and say "if you have a sound system with xyz parameters, can I come to your house and mess with it for abc shekels"? fuggen jerdee

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>>15949160
People = Impedance. I can't afford to feed this obsession and I'm naturally pretty frugal, so I can control it well enough. I'm only saying that, if I was given then money, I'd do it in a heart beat. I'm that NUTS.

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I fulfilled the poopson prophecy

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>>15949186
>Did someone say NUTS?

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I gooned to tranny having sex with a woman earlier today

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>>15949315
I gooned to two trannies having sex once

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This thread is dead so nobody will know that I gooned to myself in the mirror once

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>>15949706
Everybody needs to hear about this one

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You don't want to nor need to know.

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>>15949802
Why? Unless you're a jartycuck pedokike, nothing's wrong with sharing

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I goon to furries [giga]

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worst thing ive done is getting drunk and sucking a dick, i will spend the rest of my life repenting for this mistake like getting rich and donating it to the homeless

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>>15949042
THE MOST BRUTAL TVRKPILL

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>>15947858
Holy shit how???? everyone played it, did you purposely avoid it or something?

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>>>15947899

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>Whenever I feel like gooning I scroll through groyper Xitter accounts dedicated to bitching and moaning about the censorship of sexy women in video games. My pecker always goes soft in solidarity with never wanting to be like these people

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Up and oreos

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when i was a toddler i saw a baby bird on the ground and for some reason decided to twist its head until it died and then i threw it in a bush and tried to forget about it

ever since then i always try to make up for it by putting out bird feeders and protecting them from squirrels

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>>15950659
i still dont know why i did that other than maybe morbid curiosity but ever since i have felt bad about it

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I shared this a while ago in a random thread but when I was 7, I used to sneak into my grandparents' bedroom and piss inside grandpa's pillow. So when we'd all go to sleep, he would say stuff like "what the fuck, why's the pillow wet? What's that smell?"



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