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Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>inb4 hohol piggers should die
If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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this is literally bait

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>>15946481
How is this bait you fucking nigger

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>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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ΡƒΠΊΡ€Π°ΠΈΠ½Π° cΠ°Π»o Ρ…Π·

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>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>15946495
Π’Ρ‹ eΠ±Π»Π°Π½?

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Hey, Ukrainian here. I really don't get how you expect soyjak party to get your brother to draft dodge geg. You also live abroad and call your own country Jewkraine (possibly ironic o algo).

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>>15946489
obsessed faggot

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>>15946492
Being an autistic man is keyed, having a porn addiction isn't

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>>15946502
I literally don't know what to do nigga. I know I should be asking in some lawyer forum but I'm an autist and expect shartycucks to know everything

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>>15946513
Tsmt

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>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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I don't know if this is bait or not, but if it isn't:
1. He will be fine, don't worry man, 41 year olds aren't drafted into assaulting units and our military preserves human life as much as possible, unlike our opponent.
2. His daughter will be fine, she's abroad and you yourself mentioned that he's divorced, so I really don't get what you're trying to achieve by mentioning the daughter

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>>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>15946518
What do you expect a lawyer to do? It's a draft. Don't worry, he will be fine, don't be worried about it. What your brother should have done is volunteered to enlist long before, potentially to a unit of someone he knows o algo

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>>15946523
By mentioning the daughter I'm saying that maybe it could be used as a point to get him out. Like they may go easier on him if he says he has a daughter. Even if he doesn't die, I don't know how long the war will last and will he ever return home

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>>>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>15946530
holy fuck bro, he's divorced and the daughter is abroad with his mother. They make draft exceptions for single parents and families with a LOT of kids. He's not gonna die and he will return home many times, that's why rotations exist. Most likely scenario is he's tasked of being a guard somewhere in Lviv, he'll be fine

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>>15946528
I don't know once again, I know about lawyers less than about quantum mechanics. Yes maybe it would be better if he enlisted earlier, but it would also mean he may have died earlier, how could you tell?

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>>>>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>>>>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>15946541
I'm starting to doubt you're really ukrainian because of how much you mention dying in this scenario, everyone in Ukraine, even the dumbest retards, knows that being in the military isn't a death sentence

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>>15946540
I hope he will be fine. Thank you unknown shartyDEITY

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>>15946551
I am a retard. I think about dying from sepsis if I accidentally cut my finger. Also my father constantly says that my brother will only return dead

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>>>>>>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>>>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>15946565
Your father is wrong and potentially retarded, don't listen to zradoyobs who say shit like that about the army

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>>15946569
nusoi soyduelling is brimstone singularity niggerhell

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>>15946571
Ok my nigga. To be fair my father is 66 years old, maybe he's just going insane

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>>15946575
Nusoi soyduelling is gemerald supernova aryanheaven

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>>>>>>>>>>Hello/soy/, please help me do something about my brother being drafted to war in Jewkraine. He is 41 years old and a Ukrainian citizen. He has a 13 year old daughter but she lives abroad with her mother (with whom my brother is divorced). He's already being taken to some poligon (ESL award) and he doesn't have enough money to give a bribe. How can anything be done about it? I'm 18 and also live abroad with my parents
>>>>>>>>>>>inb4 hohol piggers should die
>>>>>>>>>>If you want to say this, you're genuinely retarded

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>>15946578
I'm willing to bet he's simply worried about his brother and doesn't know shit about how the military functions, how could you tell?

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>>15946589
That's most likely yes

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>>15946471 (OP)
larp as insane, larp as a schizo, larp as depressed, autistic, mentally retarded
whatever mental pretend can happen i guess, if thats not possible and he gets vanned and they dont give a shit, theres no other choice than fight the Ρ‚Ρ†ΠΊ, get a gun if you cant get a knife
dying fighting recruiters is better than dying a painful horrifying death from a drone

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>>15946596
you're retarded

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+obviously a russian

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>>15946596
I don't think my brother can larp successfully (I don't know how the whole interaction went thoughie). Where can he get a gun or a knife if he's already away from his house?

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>>15946610
Why?

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>>15946613
>Ρ‚Ρ†ΠΊ

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>>15946613
eat salo eat ate ated salo pleasse salo ated.

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>>15946611
if you're actually gonna get him to fight a simple draft you're retarded

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>>15946615
We drink soda we eat pizza lalalala

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>>15946618
I'm not going to make him do anything

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just don't worry about it, they're not gonna send a 41 year old to anywhere he can't handle, that's not how our army operates, we have less men which is why we do our best to preserve said men

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there is nothing reasonable or helpful YOU can do, just donate money to your brother for anything he might need for himself, he will be OKAY

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Volga 149.200

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>>15946606
to the retards thinking draft dodging is bad, watch gore footage of the russo ukrainian war and see how bad it is, see the agonizing slow painful death resulting from being blown up by a drone, the statistics is pretty grim, the russo ukrainian war is specially the most brutal war of the modern era, so highly probable of dying an agonizing drone death
>>15946611
keep running i guess, i dont see any other option, also finding a knife somewhere shouldnt be hard, if they capture your brother holding a knife they will think he is insane and wouldnt make a good soldier anyway

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hohol piggers should die

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>>15946596
unironically do this
or just make your brother blind in one eye by shining a light down it for hours
then he can just be exempt and leave pigraine

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>>15946621
>>15946624
Thank you once again

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>>15946630
Marge?

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why is Ukraine drafting middle-aged fathers?

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>>15946631
My mother says if he escapes there's a place he can go to. The problem is how to get there and how to escape. Is it possible to escape without attracting attention to yourself?

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>hohol piggers should die

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Get him to somehow break one of his bones, anything get him out of the draft

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>>15946669
im no expert, im not even european so i wouldnt know bureacratic trips and tricks, but if i had to guess its grim, the government doesnt want its manpower to flee so borders are checked frequently, i would guess its easiest to escape via legal and formal means such as pretending a mental illness and even self injuring to end up a cripple
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/How_To_Beat_The_Draft_Board

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>>15946688
>>15946652
I have no idea if he will agree to this if I ask him

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>>15946662
Tell him to radio 149.200 once he's at the front.

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youre really not gonna find and good advice here just delete this thread

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>>15946718
no, he wont, and if you even suggest shit like this you will alienate yourself from him for life

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>>15946674
>Nazi
>Racemixxer
GEEEEEEGGG

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>>15946639
hating white europeans defending themselves isnt very giga

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simply shoot your officer in the foot the millisecond you get a gun so you get 3 years of prison and miss the war

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>>15946804
>slavs
>white europeans

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>>15946826
4cuck greentext immigrant spotted

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>>15946826
Whiter than most muttmericans who consider themselves white

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>>15946850
Greentext is sharty kulcha

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>>15946792
Exactly

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>>15946780
Can you give good advice then?

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>>15946502
jewkraine is indeed a state under jewish occupation (zellenskijjyyy) busing their own people for a pointless mindless war grind.
(same goes for puccia)
P.S im polish btw

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idk wire him money for the bribe and try working some escape routes? like what you live abroad and can't just send money to this guy?

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>>15946947
just listen to the dude who said not to worry or something, hes smart

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>>15946981
"youre soo jewish for fighting against the replacement of your own people"

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>>15946631
Geg! Your brother is going to die a painful agonizing death Op! Get fucked little hohol piggy!

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>>>15946631
>Geg! Your brother is going to die a painful agonizing death Op! Get fucked little hohol piggy!


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