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Packgod will pack your ass 🅱️oiii
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Tutweezy fish: Nah, man. I just wanna roast y'all. A pack of talking Starburst ain't it? Pepto Bismol of piss looking ass nigga. Spongebob get yo preppy pissed on piña colada popsicle looking ass back man. 🎵Yo get your lemons in they face watch em freeze up🎵A slice of lemon pound cake looking ass ma- ahaha. What's up with yo nose man? You got a Homer Simpson penis on your face.
With or-? y'all really on some gay shit, man. Patrick you look like a piece of bubblegum on vacation. Boy get your "Hubba Bubba backs a whole new kind of bubble" smelling ass back. 🎵You look like a Laffy taffy ooh🎵 You ain't even got a nose, nigga. How you gon' wake up and smell the coffee ma- haha. Wake up, smell nothing. You look like a- ayy where y'all going? Ayy get back here, man. Patrick get your turnt up toppy tongue back here, man. z
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Welcome back to Watchmojo.com, where we tell you our Top 5 picks for why Pornhub is a rip-off of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. Pornhub is a website for watching stuff that your parents don't like. However, this concept may be based on an episode of the animated series Spongebob Squarepants where the titular main character is watching a video of a flesh-colored anenome dancing, while Gary walks in, and so Spongebob quickly grabs the television's remote and changes the channel immediately.
2. Plankton has once said a phrase while speaking about Spongebob, which is "You will be mine". Many fans suggest that Spongebob (who can't be gay because he is fucking genderless smh) is a homosexual, and while saying this he is referring to his brain, which is, in texture, much like a woman's reproductive organs.
3. In the episode of the Spongebob Squarepants series "Face Freeze", one scene shows Spongebob and Patrick's head looking like male and female external genitalia, and later they sleep in the same tent. Later on, Sandy pulls out her dirty, sharp hands and rubs on Spongebob's face, which may have inspired most videos in Pornhub's "lesbian" category. If you count the scene beforehand, this may also be one of the heterosexual "blowjobs".
4. Another scene of Plankton includes him speaking about the Krabby Patty's secret sauce, he utters, while sweating behind iron bars and inside Spongebob's head, "yes, Yes, YES! COME TO PAPA!". Another one, from the movie, is when he says "Daddy yes!". These may have inspired either BDSM, incest porn, or some hentai. Also, Patrick licks his ass.
5. Many Pornhub videos have used fake Spongebobs as character. Sometimes gay, straight, or even hentai. Especially a video where the opening is horrendously remade version of the Spongebob Squarepants intro theme, and the main character is a black man with a yellow painted face, who decides to refer to himself as "Spongeknob Squarenuts".
And now, time for our honorable mentions!!!!!
a) in the season 5 episode, "Spy Buddies", Patrick constantly uses his butt laser. This inspired Squirting.
b) Squidward mentions that Mr. Krabs' "weiner thing" will "blow up in his face. This enspired Cumming.
c) Squidward has also used a vacuum cleaner to suck on his penis. This inspired Vibrators and Fleshlights.
d) Spongebob uses both animation and live action in episodes, much like Pornhub has live-action and hentai.
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>>15943918yeah look at that copy pasta
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Niggerald