/soy/ - Soyjaks

Why Bill the Cat is the best cartoon cat:
1. Has the greatest character design
2. Is extremely funny despite not speaking at all
3. Is a celebrity, has run for president, and made a lot of money
4. His schtick is unique even among comic characters, being a retarded druggie.
5. ACK! is a term that already is Sharty cluturr
6. He BTFOs Garfield and Heathcliff
7. He isn't troonslop like other cartoon cats because he lacks the "cuteness," "whimsy," or "relatability" like other cartoon cats and troons don't care about Bloom County
8. He BTFOs trannies
9. He is aryan
10. He makes TBP cuckolds seethe and Hunky clitties leak
11. He was in a family guy episode
12. He is well written and massively beloved
13. HE WILL ENACT TTD, TKD, AND TND
14. He isn't pooner humor
15. Spamming him is aryan and very fun