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I fucking promise you that this dumb shit you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.

None of you people deal with the bullshit I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat shit.

Here's the shit I get to eat. I have to pick which shit I get to eat.

I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,
provoking reaction fueds where dipshits negrate each other,
report each other,
create TTS posts about their negrates,
and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.
I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with
negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.
I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with
threats against the forum
promises to pull all support
attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector

So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and shitting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.

Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.

Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.

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shit nullphono cares about

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i care and oreos

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>I fucking promise you that this dumb shit you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.
>
>None of you people deal with the bullshit I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat shit.
>
>Here's the shit I get to eat. I have to pick which shit I get to eat.
>
> I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,
> provoking reaction fueds where dipshits negrate each other,
> report each other,
> create TTS posts about their negrates,
> and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
> long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.
> I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with
> negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
> I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
> just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.
> I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with
> threats against the forum
> promises to pull all support
> attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector
>
>So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and shitting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.
>
>Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.
>
>Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.

 â„–15931286[Quote]

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>I fucking promise you that this dumb shit you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.
>
>None of you people deal with the bullshit I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat shit.
>
>Here's the shit I get to eat. I have to pick which shit I get to eat.
>
> I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,
> provoking reaction fueds where dipshits negrate each other,
> report each other,
> create TTS posts about their negrates,
> and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
> long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.
> I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with
> negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
> I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
> just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.
> I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with
> threats against the forum
> promises to pull all support
> attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector
>
>So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and shitting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.
>
>Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.
>
>Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.



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