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>I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. >I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
>Sports I would destroy you at in order
>Soccer
>Football
>E-sports
>Baseball
>Endurance running
>Tennis
>Golf
>Footgolf
>others
>I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

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Up

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>teen pussy
uh….

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pasta on the 'log

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sounds like cope

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GIGGERS DNI

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>>I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. >I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
>>Sports I would destroy you at in order
>>Soccer
>>Football
>>E-sports
>>Baseball
>>Endurance running
>>Tennis
>>Golf
>>Footgolf
>>others
>>I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

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>>15929585
18-19. Nothing wrong.
Also 5'8 is just below average. It's by no means short.

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>>15929619
Add a soyjak

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I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. >I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
others
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

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>>15929619
oldcuck gem

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I destroy you in soccer amerimutt
and it's football you shitskin

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>>15929619
>from 2014
>90% of females are under 5'8
I bet today it's way different tbh

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>>15929711
A 4’11 man made this

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>>15929732
I think OP in that fit thread mentioned xe's 5'8 geg
Also in the toss there is
>4" penis master race…
Isn't a penis size proportional to height? Marge

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>>15929637
the pasta says
>tight little bodies

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>>15929770
It wasn’t made bt him. The earliest 4cuck post containing that image is on June 10th, 2013

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>>15929781
I see my fault

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>>15929711
>4 inch penis master race
projection made by a manlet who used steroids to get ripped faster, which as a consequence, shrinked their dick and makes them temporarily infertile

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I cant post new threads btw
>captcha not required



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