/soy/ - Soyjaks

I always have fun in prison. The constant threat of violence, doing gangster shit, making Hella money trapping tobacco and wax pens, hanging with the boys, spending afternoons watching people get beat up in 2 on 1 disciplinary fights, running said 2 on 1 fights, getting super tweaked out and almost causing a riot because im convinced the nortes are up to some BS (when are they not), running a yard like a boss, making wine, distilling white lightning, the constant cat and mouse with the cops. So much fun. Sure im always happy to get out, but prison is gonna be whatever you make it. I took to it like a fish in water. If only I could do that on the street lol