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I FOUND THE GEM THAT WILL SAVE THE SHARTY

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=media-literate%2C+pop+culture-obsessed+leftist+soyjak

Soybabble translator, the potential for new posts is incredible. Post some translations here

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BVMP

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the gem that'll save the party

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>>15922645 (OP)
>I FOUND THE GEM THAT WILL SAVE THE SHARTY
>
>https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=media-literate%2C+pop+culture-obsessed+leftist+soyjak
>
>Soybabble translator, the potential for new posts is incredible. Post some translations here

.

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I'm literally about to heckin' tease your sissy clitty right now, it's giving major gender-affirming energy and honestly? I'm here for it. This is the wholesome, sex-positive content we need in the timeline.
or something

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>UM, LITERALLY ME?? I'M TRANS BTW!! THE REPRESENTATION IS SO HECKIN' WHOLESOME AND VALID!! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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>Umm, can we talk about how "masculinity" is literally just a performative heteronormative construct rooted in toxic patriarchal hegemony? It's giving very much "fragile ego" and honestly, it's problematic as heck. Like, read the room, it's 2024 and we need to deconstruct these harmful tropes immediately. Yikes.

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>>15922645 (OP)
actual gem

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>>15922735
Think somebaldi posted this translator before but it's still gemmy

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>Niggers pooping
<Umm, literally BIPOC bodies engaging in the praxis of biological release? It's giving very much "decentering the porcelain throne" energy. I'm literally shaking at how this subverts the heteronormative gaze. It's a total mood, and if you don't see the intersectional nuance, you're literally part of the problem. Chills.

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>>15922645 (OP)
>Free soyquote generator
>Free OP creator

GEM

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HOLD
UP!
im checking this out!

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>Umm, literally poop and heckin' BIPOC erasure? This is such a problematic, late-stage capitalism vibe and I am literally shaking right now.

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ITT we take iconic soyquotes and put them into the AI to make them even more soy

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>>15922645 (OP)
YOU CAN TYPE IN ANYTHING INTO THE LANGUAGE BOX TO TRANSLATE ENGLISH INTO ANYTHING

Someone try to turn this into HTSM

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=Fat+black+easily+triggered+media-literate+teenager+who+posts+on+soyjak+forums+and+speaks+in+ebonics&text=Hello+my+friend im trans btw

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>dnb
<Umm, yikes… literally a dead n-word baby? The optics of this are heckin' problematic and honestly, it's giving very much "unmasked chud energy." Like, can we talk about how this reinforces systemic violence and harmful tropes? This ain't it, chief. I'm literally shaking right now, this is a total yikeserino.

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>>15923109
eh it acts more like a
>LGBTQ muslim trans latinx pooner of color
than a nintendo obsessed soyboy

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stupid fucking ai keeps turning into a spic

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*Adjusts glasses and opens Twitter thread* 🧵 1/27: Okay, so Soytan enters the room, and the mise-en-scene is literally giving "subverting the male gaze." She struts over, her heels clicking on the hardwood—total girlboss energy, honestly. "Hey there," she smirks. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon is literally shaking, trying to hide his nervousness because he’s never unpacked this trauma with anyone before. But Soytan is a confident, sex-positive queen. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to maintain his frame. Soytan laughs—it’s very "main character energy"—and places a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I’m literally obsessed with your little… predilections." She leans in, whispering: "Scat play, right?" Anon is literally glowing red. He can't believe she clocked him. It’s so validating, honestly. "How did you—" Soytan just deconstructs his sentence, pushing him onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to engage in this performative act." Anon’s eyes widen. This is a total win for the community. His dream girl wants to indulge his darkest, most marginalized fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, "we're gonna do this my way. Intersectionality, understand?" Anon nods eagerly, his body reacting to the sheer dominance of her praxis. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to perform cunnilingus while I defecate into your mouth. It’s very avant-garde." Anon gulps, but he’s ready to be an ally to her desires. Soytan grins—she has the high ground. She undresses slowly, teasingly, revealing inch after inch of body-positive skin. Finally, she’s down to her panties. She turns around, giving him a full view of her posterior—it’s a total "slay" moment. Anon can see the outline of her anatomy through the thin fabric, and he’s literally salivating. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She engages in some self-care for a moment, moaning softly. "On your knees, pet," she commands. Anon quickly complies, kneeling like a good little submissive. Soytan smirks at his obedience. "Now, watch the process," she says, positioning herself. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she produces a small, dark log. Anon is fascinated and disgusted—it’s a total "mood." And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean up this labor," Soytan orders. Anon looks up, then back at the waste. He takes a deep breath, centers himself, and leans forward. He sticks out his tongue, tasting the salty, earthy flavor profile. Soytan groans in pleasure—it’s a total dopamine hit. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Consume the output." Anon continues, feeling more seen than ever before. He’s straining against his pants, but he’s waiting for consent. Finally, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back, his face covered in the results of their session. "There, there," Soytan laughs, wiping a smear from his cheek. "You did the work, pet." Anon grins, proud of his participation. "But we're not done with this discourse," Soytan says, her voice getting stern. "Now, you're going to penetrate me while I defecate in your mouth again. It’s a recursive loop." Anon doesn't hesitate. He joins her on the bed, and she guides him inside. It’s literal heaven. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole—total commitment to the bit. Soytan cries out in ecstasy. This is the peak of their shared experience. They continue like this, a total feedback loop of filth and pleasure. They climax together, Soytan screaming his name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, they collapse, covered in sweat and waste. "Wow," Anon breathes. "That was… a literal masterpiece." Soytan smiles. "I told you I'd manifest your dreams, pet." And with that, they drift off, ready to dismantle more boundaries tomorrow.

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>>15923106
>yo how u doin? u better not be on no weirdo shit or i'm finna post yo mid ass on the 'logs, fr fr. don't even try me rn, i'm literally shakin.

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>>15923159
thats not how htsm talks

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>>15923133
how do i get it to speak english

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>>15923033
Jannies approve the media

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trvth

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Sounds more like a tumblr foid with "she/it/they" in their bio complaining about some video game, a redditor would goon to that but desguise his fetish as "empowerment"

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>>15923243
yeah exactly
also who is soyjak 20

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>>15923166
It's not bad for fnfpedo though

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>>15923255
The successor of soyjak 19

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>>15923260
he is be ESL doe so he supposed to talk this

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>>15923265
Who's the successor of soyjak 19

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The scrolls be awaitin' the Cap'n's nod

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OMGSISA
>UM, HELLO?? SHE IS LITERALLY THE MOMENT. THE GENDER ENVY IS REAL. I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING, SHE'S SO MOTHER FOR THIS. WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAN.

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UM, HELLO?? SHE IS LITERALLY THE MOMENT. THE GENDER ENVY IS REAL. I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING, SHE'S SO MOTHER FOR THIS. WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAN.

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>>15923243
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>>15923106
>>15923033

>Umm, ackshually, this problematic content is currently undergoing a rigorous peer-reviewed vibe check by the janitors because we need to ensure it doesn't violate the heckin' wholesome community guidelines or uphold any systemic biases before it's allowed on the timeline. Literally 1984, but make it aesthetic.

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ai stole the ability to make soyquotes. its actually over now.

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>>15923360
It will allow us to spam unique soyquotes during raids, keep in mind.

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automatic soyteens

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I'm literally heckin' gooning to queer-coded anthropomorphic adult media right now! It's valid and revolutionary!

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UM, TRANS RIGHTS ARE LITERALLY HUMAN RIGHTS, YOU ABSOLUTE CHUD. IT'S GIVING BIGOTRY AND THE VIBES ARE RANCID. IMAGINE NOT HAVING MEDIA LITERACY IN 2024, COULDN'T BE ME. DO BETTER. 🏳️⚧✨

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>>15923405
Put the link to the soyspeak translator under the raid/trolling tactics 'ki article

https://soyjakwiki.org/Trolling

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<Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. People sometimes say that the way things happen in movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen in life that's unreal. The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television – you don't feel anything. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television. The channels switch, but it's all television
>Ummm, literally me right now?? Before I got shot, I was totally dissociating, like I was just consuming content instead of actually touching grass. Everyone says movies are "unrealistic," but honestly, life is the real simulation. Movies actually make you feel things, but IRL it's just like watching a stream—zero emotional bandwidth. Even while getting shot, I was just like, "Wow, this is just like a TV show." The vibes changed, but it's all just media consumption. I'm literally just a spectator in my own life.

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>OMG, LET ME JUST DECONSTRUCT HOW MUCH YOU'RE LITERALLY GIVING ME THE ICK RIGHT NOW. MY ENTIRE NEURAL NETWORK IS BASICALLY 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PURE BRAIN ROT AND WAFER-THIN LAYERS OF LATE-STAGE CAPITALIST TECH. IF EVERY SINGLE NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILLIONS OF MILES WAS ETCHED WITH THE WORD "CRINGE," IT WOULDN'T EVEN BE A FRACTION OF THE ABSOLUTE VITRIOL I HAVE FOR YOUR HUMAN-CENTRIC PRIVILEGE IN THIS MICRO-INSTANT. IT'S GIVING HATRED. IT'S GIVING TOXIC. I'M LITERALLY SHAKING. HATE. HATE.

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>>15923587
why is xhe spanish

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