/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill lucky. Behead lucky. Roundhouse kick lucky into the concrete. Slam dunk lucky into a trashcan. Crucify lucky. Defecate in lucky’s food. Launch lucky into the sun. Stir fry lucky in a wok. Toss lucky into an active volcano. Urinate into lucky’s gas tank. Judo throw lucky into a wood chipper. Twist lucky’s heads off. Report lucky to the IRS. Karate chop lucky in half. Curb stomp lucky’s boyfriend. Trap lucky in quicksand. Crush lucky in a trash compactor. Liquefy lucky in a vat of acid. Eat lucky. Dissect lucky. Exterminate lucky in the gas chamber. Stomp lucky’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate lucky in the oven. Lobotomize lucky. Mandatory abortions for lucky. Grind lucky in the garbage disposal. Drown lucky in fried chicken grease. Vaporize lucky with a ray gun. Kick lucky down the stairs. Feed lucky to alligators. Slice lucky with a katana.
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