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my bowels hurt my farts are putrid im dying

 โ„–15909559[Quote]

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>my bowels hurt my farts are putrid im dying

 โ„–15909566[Quote]

>>15909559
im going to poo in the loo

 โ„–15909575[Quote]

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>my bowels hurt my farts are putrid im dying

 โ„–15909586[Quote]

Blud is making irl poopsonโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฟ

 โ„–15909597[Quote]

If you have diarrhea then you should eat concrete powder to solidify your poop. If you have poop liquid disease then you should eat concrete powder to help your gut bacteria fight the disease by giving them little rocks to throw.

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>>15909586
nahhhh bruhhhh these chuddies crazyyyy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

 โ„–15909610[Quote]

>>15909597
No i eaten a lot of stuff today and yesterday didnโ€™t want to shit because I was hungover and I just didnโ€™t want to poop even though I felt it in me I decided not to. Today I went to the shitter 2 times already and now is the third time and Iโ€™m shitting slowly right now.

 โ„–15909622[Quote]

I released a small contingent of shit but I donโ€™t think itโ€™s just over yet I will have to stay at my post.

 โ„–15909633[Quote]

>>15909610
Wait, how much water have you been drinking? If youโ€™ve been drinking alcohol instead of water thatโ€™s actually a bad thing.

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>>15909633
I was drinking alcohol on Friday and I drank a lot of fluids including water through the last two days.

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>>15909636
Okay. But have you been drinking more than 3 bottles of water a day? That might help and if you have then you might as well get laxatives.

 โ„–15909929[Quote]

Start taking natureโ€™s bounty antibiotics I had the same problem and it helped

 โ„–15910009[Quote]

Start taking BBC to loosen your butthole and purge your innards.

 โ„–15910013[Quote]

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>Start taking BBC to loosen your butthole and purge your innards.



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