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Hear Me
Okay, this will sound strange, but there are things that I have noticed for the last dew months on soyjak.party which disturb me to the point of paranoia.
Ever since I joined the website, my life has radically changed. From being what 'teens would consider a normie, I turned into a real life chud. I stopped showering, I stopped going outside, and I became afraid of sunlight. I could no longer talk to people normally anymore I always had to avert my gaze as it made me feel uncomfortable.
There are strange things happening on this website that I blame for such a shift in my personality. After spending days on the sharty uninterrupted I noticed a certain pattern. Some posts made on here emit a certain glow. If you look carefully enough, look at the way they are typed, align it with the nameroll and the file name you will see that there is a larger entity behind these posts. It is likely that they are not made by 'teens, but by an unknown adminstration, above Quote. In fact Quote either does not exist or is simply a puppet placed there to distract us from what is going on behind the curtain. There are people, rich people, behind this website. I estimated the current networth to be in millions but it is priceless in their hands since it holds so much potential. Which potential? Potential to control the remaining 0.00001% of the population that has not yet been controlled by any other platform. We were, until the last few months, the last real people. But now they are trying to take this away from us and you are too blind to notice.
Please look at each post on here more carefully and do not let them influence you through their microstrategies.

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happened to me

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Shit i care about

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happened to all of us

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>Another one…

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4cacas were right. This site is a CIA honeypot.

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at least they pay for the website doe

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hey.. btw..
you're here forever

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>spending time around socially retarded autists… le makes you a socially retarded autist?
>no… it must be DA FEEEEEDZZ

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%%>>spending time around socially retarded autists… le makes you a socially retarded autist?
>>no… it must be DA FEEEEEDZZ%%

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Fail>>15904782

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This is all soots fault

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>>>15904782
fail

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nusoi i've seen this over and over again.
it's not really glowies or some sort of a group or whatever
it's more like a hivemind, an interconnected network of soys all across the world that influences and eats itself everyday.
the namerolls, sure some of it does look suspicious. but i've myself been hit with a sentient nameroll over and over again - this is because mass group thoughts influence random number generators. it's kind of like God.
this thing going on here is rare and you should just enjoy the ride instead of overthinking it like a retard, it's not going to be the way it is now forever.

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>>15904805
also time doesn't really exist, the brain has internal clocks that produce the feeling of time passing but it's not actually the way it is.
everything has already happened though though

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>though though

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>>15904805
>mass group thoughts influence random number generators.
Yes. Consciousness fields and order and all that.

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meds faggot

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this is ALL soots fault btw

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>quote is in cahoots with mi6 and that’s why they don’t take the site away from him theory
>theory

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bump

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vp



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