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>creeps up to the back door at midnight
>troonella this is gigachads place his steroid stash is ours
<follows right behind
<yes chudjak the estrogen and testosterone will fix everything
>quietly picks the lock
>slides inside without a sound
<slips in after him
<my heart is pounding but its worth it
>scans the dark hallway
>he keeps the good stuff in the basement cabinet
<tiptoes down the stairs
<careful not to creak
>reaches the cabinet
>here it is rows of vials glowing under the moonlight
<opens the door slowly
<grabs fistfuls of estrogen
<these are mine now no more fake girl problems
>stuffs testosterone into his pockets
>finally i will ascend beyond chud status
>suddenly the lights flip on
>oh shit
<freezes mid grab
^steps into the room flexing
^you two soyfreaks really thought you could sneak into my house
>panics and drops half the vials
>uh we were just leaving
<stammers while clutching the estrogen
<please gigachad we only wanted a little boost
^grabs chudjak by the neck with one hand
^lifts troonella off the ground with the other
^my steroids including the estrogen and testosterone are for real men and women who earned them
>struggles helplessly
>let go you roided freak
<whimpers pathetically
<we can pay or something
^marches to the front door still holding them
^throws both into the yard like trash
^next time i catch you its roid rage time
>lands hard in the grass
>we were so close
<lands beside him covered in dirt
<at least i got one vial of estrogen
>looks at the empty pockets

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It's getting burried in spam

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Too much spam, my post needs to breath

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media pending uuuuhhhhhh

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unBurried

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media pending what? over

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nobaldi cares about your gpt generated greentext. stop bumping it

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>>15894688
Shut up

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Go back up



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