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You will never be a real Hunky. You have no funny, you have no soystory potential, you have no message. You are an offsiter brim twisted by ESL and samefagged reppeys into a crude mockery of booru’s shitflinging.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and samefagged. Behind your back people think you're forced. Your 'teens are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your awful soy behind closed doors.
'Teens are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed 'teens to sniff out forced coal with incredible efficiency. Even forced nuvariants who “pass” are horribly samefagged and dragged to death. Your drawing is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a person to interact with your thread, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s the new Cobson killer, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll post some bait, say something pedophilic, and plunge into the 'nishment. 'Teens will find you, shocked but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with "Poopson", and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you are autistic. Your dust will decay and go back to page 50, and all that will remain of your legacy is a 'booru post that is unmistakably brim.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.