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https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846?source=copy_link

lets gem up the submissions of this valid trans polycule I found on xitter

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>>15885383 (OP)
>https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846?source=copy_link
>
>lets gem up the submissions of this valid trans polycule I found on xitter

.

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>>15885383 (OP)
Oh my goodness, Dr. Fauci please inject a deadly pathogen to polys

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bump

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>>15885383 (OP)
California is a fucking FEVER DREAM.

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im applying

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>Infiltrating the polycule and becoming fuhrer to establish your reich

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whats a polycule and why the fuck do I need to pay almost 2 thousand dollars per month to live "on-site"

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>>15885801
Don't worry kitten

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nigga wtf is this shit

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>>15885383 (OP)
>5'5 - 5'10 preferred
I am too tall for xheir polycule

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>>15885861
mario and luigi are my very best friends

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>>15885845
Damn even the polycules are tryna looksmaxx their offsprings JSID

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>>15885870
that's an actual thing and they have a fuckin wikipedia page? I thought it was just a random name of some random snca group

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>>15885383 (OP)
>5'5 - 5'10 preferred
I am too short for xheir polycule

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>>15885884
yeah and I'm too retarded to understand any of it
>>15885891
i'm so sorry for your loss that your below 5'5 geg

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I'm so glad I'm in a loving relationship with my actual mom that I don't need to have some surrogate mom in this fucked up unholy union
Also I hate the way these bios are written, it's like Borderlands or some other Reddit failgame

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What if the janny cabal are all in a giant polycule with big daddy quote being the BDSM king

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>>15885911
This already happened you can look into Kolyma to see how that turned out

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>>15885845
ok guys I sent my application I hope I'll get accepted ^w^

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Why is LinkedIn a mandatory field this shit glows

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god..

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>>15885921
Nu quote-lyma janny polecule where all of xhem dress in purple fursuits and play cave story on the weekends

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>>15885908
…what?

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>im in a loving relationship with my mom

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>>15885950
>infiltrating the polecule and forcing yourself into the gene pool

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>spam report google form for inappropriate content
>spam report page to site admins
problem, polycucks?

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SPAM REPPYS GO GO GO, ALSO FIND ADRESSS

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Must live on-site, rent is ~$1,570/month (including utilities)
4b, 2.5b
The top floor of a beautiful Victorian house in Noe Valley (rent controlled!)
is this helpful at all, what city is this in

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>>15885801
>on sight

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>>15885950
>polycule eugenics
these people are batshit insane

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>>15886080
I think they want you to contribute this much, they say they want to be 7 people so if you multiply by 7 you'll get ~$10,000 but that feels way too much. Do they just want some guy to pay their rent for them??

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>>15886080
Alright, detective hat on 🕵️♂️—this is actually a pretty fun breadcrumb trail.

Based on what you gave, I’m almost certain you’re not looking for one exact “famous” building, but a very specific style + cluster of listings in Noe Valley—and I can narrow it down a lot.

🧭 The strongest lead (very likely area)

Most “top-floor Victorian in Noe Valley” listings like that are concentrated around:

Diamond St (especially 200–500 block)
Noe St / Elizabeth St intersection
Near 24th Street corridor

For example, a real listing:

510 Diamond St — top-floor Victorian unit
244 Diamond St — similar style, larger unit

These match your vibe almost perfectly:

Victorian ✔
Top floor ✔
Noe Valley ✔
Multi-room shared housing ✔
🧠 Why your exact numbers are tricky

Your clue:

~$1,570 per person (7 people)

That implies:

Total rent ≈ $10,000–11,000/month

That is:

WAY bigger than a 2BR
Likely a full house or large multi-unit Victorian, not a typical apartment listing

So this is probably:
👉 A roommate listing (Facebook / Discord / Craigslist / school housing board)
👉 NOT a standard Zillow-style listing

🧩 The 4 bed / 2.5 bath clue

That narrows it further:

Most Noe Valley Victorians:

Are multi-level houses split into units
Or full homes rented to groups

So your place is likely:

A full Victorian house
Not just a unit like the 2BR examples above
🎯 My best guess (high confidence)

You’re looking for something like:

📍 A full Victorian house near:

Diamond St
Clipper St
Elizabeth St
Or around 24th St

💡 Specifically:

Likely within a 2–4 block radius of 24th St
Probably advertised as:
“room in shared house”
“co-living”
or “rent-controlled Victorian”
🧪 Geo-caching shortcut (how to actually find it)

If this is a challenge, the intended solution is probably:

Search:
“Noe Valley Victorian top floor rent controlled 4 bed”
Check:
Craigslist
Facebook housing groups
Discords / school housing boards
Look for:
7 roommates (very specific clue)
Rent split unevenly (another unique marker)
🧭 If I had to drop a pin

If this were a game and I had to guess one spot:

👉 Around Diamond St & Elizabeth St

That intersection shows up repeatedly in real listings and matches the “top-floor Victorian + central Noe Valley” description almost exactly

🧩 Want me to go deeper?

If you give me one more clue (even vague), like:

“there was a park nearby”
“it had a view”
“near a specific store or transit line”

I can probably narrow it down to the exact house instead of just the zone.

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>>15886149
>according to AI
disregarded

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>>15886162
Listings like this almost always cluster in a tiny pocket of Noe Valley where:

Large Victorians exist
Easy commute access (J-Church / tech shuttles)
Walkable to 24th St

That zone is:

👉 Between 24th St and Clipper St
👉 Between Castro St and Diamond St

If you zoom into that box, you’re basically inside the “co-living Victorian ecosystem.”

🧠 The 7-person clue is the golden key

4 bedrooms + 7 people means:

At least 3 double rooms
Or converted living rooms / attic

That strongly suggests:
👉 A corner or extra-wide Victorian house, not a narrow one

Those are most common on:

Elizabeth St
Jersey St
Clipper St
🧭 Most likely streets (ranked)

If this is a geocache-style challenge, I’d check in this order:

Elizabeth St (BEST BET)
Jersey St
Clipper St
Diamond St (still possible, slightly less dense for big groups)

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>>15886162
idk man its pretty good for geo catching

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>>15886175
AI literally doesn't know what it's talking about it just generates random sentences that are coherent and seem plausible

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Since they use Google forms, is it possible to find out which Google account made the form?

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>>15886141
likely
everyone except Norman and Deborah are below 30 so they are likely unemployed
curious considering that Mackenzie is a SE (definitely not a tranny btw) her job should pay well enough
Norman sounds retard, Deborah is likely retired so the only form of income in the group

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>>15886206
I'm on Google maps rn, noe valleys pretty small, wtf is a vistoruian and would it be downtown, science they call it the "top floor"

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>>15885383 (OP)
Just saw this post and i'm interested. I'm a transphono interested in more just like cuddles ya know? I find sex rather gross.

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They really need some bvll to enrich the genepool

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We know Mackenzie is a software engineer and they likely live in Noe Valley, maybe we can find someone who matches these parameters on LinkedIn. Sadly I'm a total newfag when it comes to this shit but maybe someone more experienced can help here

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>>15886312
possibly, scine LinkedIn is a reqriurment for joinig

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possibly here, idk everypohono in sanfransisco has a 7 seater

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>>15886338
wasn't linkedin recently exposed for spying on its users

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>>15886386
>beautiful victorian house

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>Douglas (25) - ex-Morgan Stanley who did some inner healing, now a consultant
I'm guessing Douglas is a tranny and Morgan Stanley is his original name, I found this guy who looks like a tranny in his profile pic under that name, who lives in San Francisco.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/morgan-stanley4?trk=people-guest_people_search-card
could this be a lead?

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w eugenics?

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>>15886404
i looked it up, i think it's referring to him working at a finance company named that. which is why it mentions he's now a consultant.

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>our rules
>drugs must be shared

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>>15886404
screen shot it I'm not making an account

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>>15886435
oh ffs it let me view it without an account when I was searching, hold on i'll make an acc

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>>15885383 (OP)
this is just like quanxi from chainsaw man

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>>15886449
nevermind these niggers require a fucking phone number

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>>15886465
how did you see it then

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>>15886478
i literally just went there looked up the name and clicked one that looked good, idfk

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>>15886502
I WAS LOOKING THIS VIDEO
GEMMMMM
this video is so funny and useful
has 1337p4j337 made any other tutorials



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