/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>15883076 (OP)
Really tall?

This is Snooper and Blabber but it's the soyjak version

>>15883076 (OP)
>I hold all the power, but earn not a dime,
>Sweeping up imageboards, Time after time.
>I feast on Hot Pockets, I wield the ban-hammer,
>To silence the rule-breakers, trolls, and the spammer.
>With a mascot from Arthur, I lock and I clear,
>And I do it for free, every day of the year.
>
>What am I?

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>>15883076 (OP)
I don't know
Elaborate

>>15883090
Hi aryan paul poster can we be friends

>>15883098
My bank account's empty, my wages are nil,
But I rule over boards from my desk with a thrill.
I delete what I hate when my asthma kicks in,
With a swift little click, your thread goes in the bin.

I'll never move out of my parents' estate,
I live on Hot Pockets and moderate hate.
I track down evaders with sub-human skill,
Using four-letter hex codes to go in for the kill.

Some say I'm a slug or a parasite worm,
Dictating the swamp on a permanent term.
Mr. Morris's face is the mascot you see,
And the ultimate punchline is: I do it for free!