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it's 2026 and 'arty forgot about me…

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they didn't forget about media pending approval

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>ACK!

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I remember…

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>OH MY HECKING KEANU! DID MY FAVORITE REDDIT-APPROVED, INCLUSIVITY-SUPPORTING, FILLER-FREE YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT EXPLORES THE AWE-INSPIRING REALM OF FASCINATING TRENDS AND INTERNET MEMES JUST UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO! YES SIREE! AND WHAT'S THIS?! IT'S ABOUT THE BRAND NEW UNCANNY LIMINAL JUMPSCARE FREE PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR WEBCORE CARTROON BEING FORCED BY THE ALGOORITHM! PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES SAY YES!
>THIS IS SO HECKING WHOLESOME 100! CAN WE JUST TAKE THE TIME TO APPRECIATE HOW FAR LUKE AND KEVIN HAVE COME SINCE THEIR EARLY SMG4 DAYS?! EVERYONE LIKED THAT! THESE VALID CONTENT CREATORS ARE DOING FAUCI'S WORK BY MAKING HECKIN' RELATABLE AND TRANIME INSPIRED ANIMATION JUST FOR US! FILLED WITH RELATABLE DEPRESSION JOKES AND ANNOYING VOICES AND PASTELLE COLORS TO GET MY NOGGIN JOGGIN'!
>I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE! THIS IS SO HECKIN' WHOLESOME! THIS CUTE ANIMATION STYLE IS SO POWERFUL ITS INVOKING MY INNER SPRIT QUEEN AND I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT SHOUT TRANS RIGHTS! YEP I MEAN IT FOLKS. FUCK ALL THOSE ANTI-LGBTQIA+ BIGOT WEIRDOS. TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS! HAIL SATAN! OH BOY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU CUTE AND VALID BIPOC TRANSFOLX AND YOU WHOLESOME SOCIAL MEDIA CEO'S FOR SUPPORTING TRANS WOMEN'S WORK ONLINE BY SHARING THIS ABSOLUTE GOLD WITH US! YOU'RE INSPIRING THE NEXT GENERATION TO BE TERMINALLY ONLINE FREAKS LIKE MEEEE! THANK YOU ALL KIND STRANGERS!

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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>…
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

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>>15873849
best basedquote of all time kek

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>>15873889
no, it works better with terrified Spadeson thoughbeit

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>>15873849
geggy 'pasta

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his legacy lives on

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>>15873773 (OP)
literal who
SNCA
nophono cares

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>>15874388
it's certified 'arty classic nusoi

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>>15874416
don't care about ts oldfag kulchur and shiet

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>>15874420
respect the elderly you selfish little fuck

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