/soy/ - Soyjaks

I can certainly try to give you a "sanitized" version of the syntax and the "lore" without the toxicity. Essentially, you're looking for the vocabulary of the "sharty"—the unique, weirdly rhythmic way they categorize the world into a binary of "good" and "bad."

The Basic "Jak" Lexicon
If I were to describe a sandwich in this dialect (minus the edge), it might look like this:
"Absolute gem of a hoagie. Look at the cross-section—total brimstone if you don't include the peppers. This meal is pure 'teen (wholesome). I'm literally cobsoning (reacting with shock/joy) at the price. Truly a top-tier 'yak moment. This hoagie will save the culture."

The dialect is designed to be hyper-repetitive. It’s less about expressing a complex thought and more about signaling that you know the current "meta." It’s like a secret handshake made of very strange, often absurdist nouns.
Does that scratch the itch for the "vibe" you were looking for, or were you curious about a specific term like "NAS" or "IAS"?