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>*discovers childhood photos*
>good times man..
>hey tyrone, remember that le hilarious prank i made on you back when we were both in 4th grade?
<nah nigga, why?
*flashback*
>wait it’s April Fools’ Day? well now that i’ve expanded my heckin science knowledge after asking my parents to watch Bill Nye, i have an idea for an EPIC prank on one of my black classmates!
>*walks up to the black kid sitting at the bench*
>hey, my name is Soyak, what is your name, monkey?
<Tyr- say that again ytboi?
>you’re… a MONKEY!
>*throws a banana at the black kid*
>ooh ooh ah ah!
<Nigga i’m gonna beat yo raycis ahh
>APRIL FOOLS!
>NONONONO Tyrone it’s not what it looks like!!!! Guess what? That random kid over there is a monkey too and he has the same skin as me you see! I’m a monkey! Our teacher is a monkey! We’re all monkeys! We all come from monkeys! Its called Evolution and The Science™!! Read a book Tyrone!
<Mayne really?
>Yeah Tyrone!
<Damn i never knew dat fact, but dis could get yo ass killed in the streets nigga. I see yo ass is skinny n short. I be seein actual girls taller then you.
>well.. i do have two lesbian moms, and they both feed me a strict vegan diet with large amounts of soy milk which is nutritionally poor and keeps me weak, i think i am already losing hair strands at this age for some reason, i hope i’m not bald and still have a full head of hair when i grow up.
>i also get mocked by heckin unwholesome bullies when i tell someone this, could you protect me from those bigots as well?
<Aight nigga sure. Bullying sucks, but why 2 mamas? i aint know 2 wimminz can make babies together. what happened to yo daddy?
>well both my moms said its a secret, i don’t know who my father was or if i even had a dad
<Aight. friends?
>Friends.
*flashback ends*
>damn nigga, yo ass went bald quick
<says YOU..
>also i’m pretty sure you’re adopted mayne, wimminz can’t make babies togetha, sorry to break it to you
>WHAT?
>NO NO NO NO NO NO! THIS CANT BE REAL! I AM NOT HECKIN ADOPTED!!!! NO! LESBIANS CAN GET PREGNANT!! PLEASE OH FAUCI HELP ME!!!!
>TYRONE I’M KICKING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!! FUCK YOU! I’M BUYING A NEW BULL!
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>>15872131 (OP)wordswordswordsrald
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gem
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>>damn nigga, yo ass went bald quick
made me geg award
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i realized i messed up the arrows on the later part of the soyquote. Tyrone is the one calling him bald
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Wholesomerald
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>>15872172I didn't realize because it works either way geg
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>>15872131 (OP)wholesome gem because i thought it would end with the nigger beating dafuq outta dat witeboi
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>>15872131 (OP)make this into a soy/natetok right heccin naow
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>>*discovers childhood photos*
>>good times man..
>>hey tyrone, remember that le hilarious prank i made on you back when we were both in 4th grade?
><nah nigga, why?
>*flashback*
>>wait it’s April Fools’ Day? well now that i’ve expanded my heckin science knowledge after asking my parents to watch Bill Nye, i have an idea for an EPIC prank on one of my black classmates!
>>*walks up to the black kid sitting at the bench*
>>hey, my name is Soyak, what is your name, monkey?
><Tyr- say that again ytboi?
>>you’re… a MONKEY!
>>*throws a banana at the black kid*
>>ooh ooh ah ah!
><Nigga i’m gonna beat yo raycis ahh
>>APRIL FOOLS!
>>NONONONO Tyrone it’s not what it looks like!!!! Guess what? That random kid over there is a monkey too and he has the same skin as me you see! I’m a monkey! Our teacher is a monkey! We’re all monkeys! We all come from monkeys! Its called Evolution and The Science™!! Read a book Tyrone!
><Mayne really?
>>Yeah Tyrone!
><Damn i never knew dat fact, but dis could get yo ass killed in the streets nigga. I see yo ass is skinny n short. I be seein actual girls taller then you.
>>well.. i do have two lesbian moms, and they both feed me a strict vegan diet with large amounts of soy milk which is nutritionally poor and keeps me weak, i think i am already losing hair strands at this age for some reason, i hope i’m not bald and still have a full head of hair when i grow up.
>>i also get mocked by heckin unwholesome bullies when i tell someone this, could you protect me from those bigots as well?
><Aight nigga sure. Bullying sucks, but why 2 mamas? i aint know 2 wimminz can make babies together. what happened to yo daddy?
>>well both my moms said its a secret, i don’t know who my father was or if i even had a dad
><Aight. friends?
>>Friends.
>*flashback ends*
>>damn nigga, yo ass went bald quick
><says YOU..
>>also i’m pretty sure you’re adopted mayne, wimminz can’t make babies togetha, sorry to break it to you
>>WHAT?
>>NO NO NO NO NO NO! THIS CANT BE REAL! I AM NOT HECKIN ADOPTED!!!! NO! LESBIANS CAN GET PREGNANT!! PLEASE OH FAUCI HELP ME!!!!
>>TYRONE I’M KICKING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!! FUCK YOU! I’M BUYING A NEW BULL!
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jannyyyyyyy pin thissssssss
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>>15872667>>15872568up i might make more soystories
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actual gem
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Is the site finally healing?
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gem but you fucked up the quotes near the end
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bump
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>Erm, who is that kid and why is he constantly eating bugs off the ground?
<I vvill never wish my pain on someone else, even on you!
>Idk man, you’re pretty gross eating that
<I don’t have a choice! My family is living in extreme poverty and bugs is the only thing we can eat! My situation is nearly hopeless and we survive on Dr. Sprokebergs meds and bugs. I am only in this school because Sprokeberg paid for us and i am in need of literacy!!
>Wtf, i’m sorry man, i take back whatever i said earlier, i wish the best for you and your family
^*Spirit of Klaus Schwab appears next to Soyak’s shoulder*
^You VVVILL give this impoverished kid your money. I have chosen him as my greatest soldier for the future.
>What? Who are you?
^You will see in the next pandemic.
^*Disappears*
>Luckily i have 20$ lying in my pocket, Here man, anything for the poor
<Waow, i VVILL use this to buy more bugs to support my family!
>No, use it on something that will change your life, i reccomend soy milk like i usually consume
<Soy milk? Whats that?
>It’s like milk but you’re not hurting any wholesomerino animals. My vegan mom told me.
<Nice, i will ask my parents! Science bless!
*the very next day*
<Soyak it was the first time i ever ate or drank something besides meds and bugs! I’m asking Sprokeberg on this! By the way, Sprokeberg also said i’m moving to a pod to get a comfy new home.
>Nice! I’ll let you sit near me during lunch and you can borrow my soymilk just for this special day.
*25 years later*
<You saved my whole life Soyak. Now I eat meds bugs and sproke all day every day. There are not enough words to describe my gratitude.
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>>15872986i ran out of soystories
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gem goes vp
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How do people even think of this stuff geg. Gem
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#BWCOutForKumbi