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I haven't ate in 3 days and I don't have enough in my account to doordash or afford gas

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Why can't you use your legs to walk to the store and get food you fat fuck

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>>15868450
I live in amerimutt suburbia walking by foot would take like 2 hours

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>letting yourself starve to death before walking two hours

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>complain about it on soyjak party
bro call emergency services thats what they exist for

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>calling emergency services for a large burger with extra fries

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calling emergency services for a large burger with extra fries

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>doordash
this is why you have no money retard goycattle, tou deserve to starve and rot to dust in your shitty McMansion

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>>15868518
>doordash do be expensive doe

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>>15868518
I rarely use it

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>>15868529
you pay money for food being delivered + tip instead of walking to the store FOR FREE

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>>15868538
>gotta call in some favors o algo

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hahaha broke ass nigga im about to go cook up a £50 wagyu steak and niggas on here havent even eaten in 3 days

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You really need to be more frugal.

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>goyslop cant come to me anymore

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>>15868518
tsmt normies will pay for doordash and other pointless shit like spotify and goyflix or whatever and then wonder why they are broke

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>>15868444 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with not eating for 3 days you fat american pig, I did a water fast for a full week and actually felt better afterwards

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>>15868557
>TEA AND CRUMPETS ASS MONKEY ASS NIGGGEGAGAEGAAGGEAGARGAERTERAEG RAe

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>>15868578
>I did a water fast for a full week and actually felt better afterwards

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oh wait, so you were serious about that? oh god

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>>15868578
>There's nothing wrong with not eating for 3 days you fat american pig, I did a water fast for a full week and actually felt better afterwards

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>>15868580
hey man if i wasnt a BritGOD i would be jealous too

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must… not… post pictures of gourmet food in this thread…

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>>15868586
fasting is christpilled though and oreos

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>>15868587
>what did you say? you're jealous of us having dentistry?

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>>15868595
>long as it's for christ and not warlord muhammad

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>>15868592
that won't work, to bait OP you have to post a BigMac with 2 kg of msg and corn starch

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>>15868596
imagine not being british lmao. you are literally worthless subhumans. 99% of all human progress came from our island, and if it wasnt for (((churchill))) we would rule the world by now, how could you tell?

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>>15868586
too white for a saudi

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>>15868598
every single religion ever promotes fasting

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This thread is a gem but op is an htsm

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start doing doordash or uber then nigger

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OP START BUYING SCRATCH TICKETS

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>>15868620
Imagine having to deliver some fat nigga's $100 mcdonalds order of 8 burgers 12 large fries and 4 shakes while waiting to get paid after five days of starving

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>This thread is a gem but op is an htsm

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>>15868629
you can just eat the fst niggas food

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>>15868631
fact flood though…

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>>15868592
>posting pictures of gourmet food to OP and other starving african DNBs alike

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>>15868454
Steal someones bike

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Why is everyone say I'm fucking fat? I eat normal food, the nearest grocery store is just far way and I cant do a 2.5 hour round trip walking carrying a ton of groceries while starving

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>>15868641
cuz amerimutt or algo

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>Why is everyone say I'm fucking fat? I eat normal food, the nearest grocery store is just far way and I cant do a 2.5 hour round trip walking carrying a ton of groceries while starving

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>>15868641
You don't have to wait until you get back to eat dumbass nigga

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>Why is everyone say I'm fucking fat? I eat normal food, the nearest grocery store is just far way and I cant do a 2.5 hour round trip walking carrying a ton of groceries while starving

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>>15868641
yes you can you just never tried, your ancestors had to track prey for days to eat, I think a little walk won't kill you

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>>15868664
inb4
>ooooohhh but its so hot outside now it'll irritate my glands or whatever the fries

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>>15868641
why dont you just go hunt if you live in the middle of nowhere, there is infinite high quality food outside your door all you have to do is get off your fat ass

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>>15868671
>>ooooohhh but its so hot outside now it'll irritate my glands or whatever the fries
GEG WHATEVER THE FRIES

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>>15868650
my prolapse started dripping when I saw this

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>>15868676
I live in suburbia you retard.
>>15868664
I would if I got hit by incoming traffic since there are no sidewalks to the grocery store

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>>15868718
THEN WALK ON THE GRASS

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>>>15868676 (You)
>I live in suburbia you retard.

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>>15868727
THERE IS NO FUCKING GRASS YOU STUPID NIGGER.

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you know you can actually call the police on a non-emergency number to give you a lift if you explain your situation

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>>15868736
IT'S EITHER GRASS OR CONCRETE NIGGA

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>>15868742
I have a standing warrant, thats why i wont call them

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>>15868748
…a fucking what

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itt we let op starve to free up our carrying capacity for non-retarded members of society

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alright everybody pause, why does OP have a fucking standing warrant?? is this why he can't get up and use his legs? HE HAS A FUCKING WARRANT ON STANDING UP? YOU ACTUAL NIGGER FATASS! OH MY GOD.

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>>15868752
i meant a n outstanding warrant for posession … im havibng brainfog due to low blood sugar

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>>15868755
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>15868761
possession of..of what….

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>>15868774
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE

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that was deleted weirdly quickly…

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>>15868778
i just want food

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>>15868782
its because i realized it could be misinterpreted as possesion of 'p, its an outstanding warrant for drug possesion and paraphenalia

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>inb4 op posts his exact address and gets 'zas he can't even afford

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>>15868718
the fuck? do people actually live like this in the USofA?

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>>15868783
OP did you say it's none of your fucking business and delete it like that or was that somebaldi else

because so help me god if that's your actual response…

THEN THIS IS YOUR FAULT. POSSESS SOME FOOD NOT SOME 'P RETARD

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you know what op if you post your addy i will door dash you anything you want

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>>15868794
I'm not a fucking pedo bro i just have drug issues
i meant posession of drugs

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>>15868801
this is why you're without food OP, i'm sorry for being mean but this is…really this is just a hole you've dug yourself into

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>>15868787
what drug were you doing

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>>15868775
pics or falseflood

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>>15868819
i don't think the meth guy was OP he was too busy deleting his false 'p rage

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>>15868811
Stimulants, mainly adderal and sometimes meth, one of the charges was paraphernalia for meth
>>15868824
why the fuck would someone admit to possessing 'p? I deleted it because i realized how bad it looked

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at this point just take the sentence and eat some wardenburgers if dis isn't bait

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>>15868444 (OP)
https://soylent.com/
drink dis
it cost $36.00 but its science made WAOW oh my fauci!!!!!!

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>>15868834
cant believe we can charge over the suggestion of meth and not actual proof of it…i guess i can offer some understanding there, but are you even prescribed the adderall?? where the hell are you getting this from at all?

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>>15868848
I'm prexribed adderalll, i get the methf rom my local plug. I live in a high drug use neighrborhood

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>>15868851
…are you also black by any chance?

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>>15868835
from what i'm looking at it could be up to 12 yearsi n prison, and thats with a plea deal

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>>15868854
>with a plea deal
shit…do we turn OP in or do we feed him

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>>15868859
please dont turn me in im begging you
i dont want to go to prison and become a felon

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actually wait a minute, OP whatever you do don't tell any of us even so much as your general location, some moralfag will try to rape you over this if you go outside, i don't want to see another shartian locked away who could easily get reformation therapy :(

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>still no proof in the slightest btw

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COVER THE ENTIRETY OF USA IN SIDEWALKS

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help ithin kim overdosin

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>>15868834
>bruh, how did you even get started with meth. this shit's g-d giving you a message, this shit's dumb as hell

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help

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>>15868871
>walkable cities

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help please

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h,e;p i

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OP what what's wrong

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fck lf,i took to much

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OP WHAT? NO, NO STAY WITH US WTF

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IT'S JUST GETTING BAITED

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>>15868881
Not enough soylent in xis diet or something

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fk [polase iregret doijugkn that

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>>15868718
then either you get your fat ass some exercise or you starve and win a darwin award, my nigga the clock is ticking and those are your choices

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>>15868888
QUADS OF QUOTE PLEASE WTF DO WE DO HE'S TWEAKING

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>>15868893
ESL TROPHY

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>>15868898
WE STOP FALLING FOR BAIT!

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>>15868902
BUT WHAT IF HE'S /SRS :(

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Geg what a kino of a thread

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>>15868906
She's blogposting the entire overdose on the sharty what makes you think she couldn't call 911

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STOP BAITING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>15868914
the warrant, like xhe said

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>>15868921
evendoe ems dont care

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>>15868924
but what happens when he's in the hospital and can't pay the bill? how will he get home? he'll just get discharged and stand out there like GTA

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…wait, OP are you still with us?

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nusois really get baited by crytyping geggggg

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>>15868933
ip jere forgto to mntentn im tansr btw

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here lies OP, he's dead, ????-2026, died of a meth overdose

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SELL THE METH

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>>15868945
yeah you know what this might be our best answer yet OP just sell everything you own like a true addict

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i flle fdr thins niger babble fggne jrdee

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inb4 schizo samefag

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>>15868945
Do dis and learn chemistry, become a teacher, go bald, and make meth while also having a job as a teacher fuggen jerdee



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