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hi /soy/ my parents noticed i stay in my room all day and yelled at me this morning to get a fucking job. what do I even do? Im so used to being on here to bump shit or play games its my routine its all ive known. can I circumvent this somehow?

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Get a job nigger o algo

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0 work experience tho

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>>15866412
Then get a 1 job experience

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No one cares nigger kill yourself

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what do you even do for a living

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Smear poop on the walls and eat it

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>>15866404 (OP)
Hi, ANB here, mediate pendinck app roov all

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>what do I even do?
Consider the following

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whats the easiest job that requires little effort but still pays

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>>15866475
Theme park

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Just kill them, they are archons trying to loosh farm you

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I will just be an irl janny at walmart or something

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dont go to college its a waste just teach yourself how to code

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>be me
>smart as fuck
>self taught
>fully employed with a gf

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I didnt need no college gegg

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>>15866475
Warehouses are the only people who employ autists with no job experience. Do that until you can afford a car

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>>15866734
>I didnt need no college gegg

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>>15866707
Doing dis

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>>15866707
nigga don't convince other people to join you in your bad decisions or something

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OP can you can be an
-IRL janny
-warehouse job
-teach youself how to code (evendoe AI will do it)

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>>15866760
its true tho you pay a fuck ton and go into debt for life for shit you could find online free and at your own pace

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also college is full of troons

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a

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>>15866475
working at a movie theater would probably be pretty easy considering how empty they are nowadays

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>>15866786
college is only useful if you are doing something in STEM. You are fucking yourself if you are going for shit like sociology

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also you have to go to a good college like an ivy league or something decent like that

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I'm going to be a God btw. You'll remember this post when I take over the world

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>I'm going to be a God btw. You'll remember this post when I take over the world

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nusois are actually applying for college

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i failed college thats why im getting my ass beat to get a "job"

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>>15866739
this is where most 'teens are employed btw

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>>15867086
Ideally you don't want to work in a warehouse for long. I left that shit as soon as I could. IT SUCKS. Having to grovel to someone to use the bathroom like a preschooler while doing the most menial boring work ever for 5 hours is a soul destroying experience

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kill them with poison and take their inheritance so you can keep neeting thats what i did

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get a job working nights at a gas station it was the easiest shit i ever did all i had to do was mop the floors and make sure the shelves were stocked other than that i could sit on my phone all night

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do you have any family you can work for?

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Honestly i wouldn't listen to them,like they're such SLF,they brought you to this horrible world without your consent and they still want to leech off of you and use you till you die or something

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>>15867119
Its the other way around they don't want him leaching off of them

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>>15867102
nice I think ive finally settled on overnight irl janny now I wont get sent to the streets and can post on /soy/ during breaks

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>>15867125
I mean thats the least they can do for him since they brought him to this world

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>>15867128
most people see being alive as a good thing

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>>15866781
You go into a lot of debt if you're a retard who picks the nearest money factory state school, and employers in any industry worth studying academic subjects for still require a degree as a mark of professionalism

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>>15867188
dont listen to him hes just mad he went into debt instead of teaching himself how to code geg also you can get a certificate

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you can be 21 and still be legally unemployed



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